Creamery Announces New MiLK Chocolate & Vanilla Dream Flavor, Ends Racism

While racism on BYU campus itself has never been an issue, the Creamery has taken it upon itself to eradicate the very concept entirely, finally fulfilling the 63-year-old dream of Martin Luther King Jr.

“The seamless blend of colors on a gradient from black to white is a lactic representation of the flawless integration we have here on our campus. This ice cream is our way of sharing our harmonic way of life with the rest of the world,” reads the flavor’s official description on the Creamery’s website.

Wow. What a beautiful sentiment. It’s as if the ghost of MLK himself touched the hearts of the chemists in the dairy labs here in Provo.

“Oh yeah, there’s no racism here. Yeah, I haven’t seen a Black person in months,” said student Wyatt Whiteman, who later admitted that he would be racist given the opportunity.

The flavor was officially announced Monday morning by a visibly excited BYU President C. Shane Reese himself.

“Ice have a cream!!!” said Reese when announcing the flavor. He had no further comments on the matter.