Hoeing around doesn’t count if it’s in Europe. Photoshop the Statue of Liberty Behind Every Picture Let them think you met him in Little Italy instead Deny All Allegations Nothing in this world is real, including this “cultural experience.” Lie That You Met on Threads Not in Bosnia. Continue reading How to Soft Launch Your Study Abroad Boyfriend That You Definitely Didn’t Date on the Study Abroad
During this day of observance and remembrance, BYU students respectfully honor the student who truly put himself on the front lines. “It doesn’t take a hero to order men to run around the marb. It takes a hero to be the man who runs around the marb,” shared Janna Justice, a self-proclaimed marb maxer. Following the recent Instagram post documenting his 26-mile journey around this … Continue reading BYU Students Spend Memorial Day Remembering Marbathon Guy
Now that you’re graduated and you no longer have to treat your body like a temple, here’s the best tattoo inspo to commemorate your BYU educational journey. Continue reading Best Tattoo Ideas for New Graduates
There you were, reaching for a bottle of Sprite Zero Sugar for FHE, and there he was, reaching for a Pipeline Punch Monster like a Brontosaurus reaching for an unholy leaf. It was shocking, unsettling, and altogether testimony-shaking. You said a quick prayer before confronting him. “Oh, I thought that caffeine announcement was an April Fool’s joke,” he replied. A pitiful excuse. You wrestled with … Continue reading Uh-Oh! You Just Caught Your Elders Quorum President in the Caffeine Cave
The rumors are true: BYU will be turning the Kimball basement into a slut asylum for all the impassioned boys and girls on campus. As journalists, we have made it our duty to answer your most pressing questions. How does one get into the Slut Asylum? -Kiss more than 3 people in your ward -Make out with someone for longer than 1 hour -Watch one … Continue reading BYU to Build Brand New “Slut Asylum”
