5 Things The Bachelor of Provo Won’t Tell You About Their New Spin-Off Series “The Altar”

The Bachelor of Provo, sponsored by Mutual and plastic surgery, is making a comeback. Here are the spoilers you need to know: One Contestant is a Mommy. Or in other words, a mamacita. Who is it? You’ll have to wait and find out once they are trying to manipulate someone. Taylor Frankie Paul will make a guest appearance on the show. That is, if she … Continue reading 5 Things The Bachelor of Provo Won’t Tell You About Their New Spin-Off Series “The Altar”

Prophetic Counsel In Response to Current Events Regarding Plastic Surgery and Cosmetic Procedures

We learned it in Primary, and have followed it ever since: “Your body is a temple. Treat it as such.” But in an ever-changing world, what does that really mean? Recent notice of Utah being the plastic surgery capital of the States has brought further attention to the conflict between Church teachings and Utahn actions. In response, Elder Bednar, current member of the Quorum of … Continue reading Prophetic Counsel In Response to Current Events Regarding Plastic Surgery and Cosmetic Procedures

Student Dies of Hypothermia After 6-Hour Study Session by Library AC Vent

After six hours of working on his graduate thesis beside the AC vent on the second floor of the HBLL, Brent Brown experienced a severe drop in body temperature and was later pronounced dead—frozen stiff in his chair. Hypothermia, a dangerous drop in body temperature, can be fatal, especially for vulnerable populations like summer-term BYU students. Though this season would seem like the last time … Continue reading Student Dies of Hypothermia After 6-Hour Study Session by Library AC Vent

First Presidency Investigation Concludes There is No ‘Sealed Portion’ of the Book of Mormon

In an unexpected development, the First Presidency has released a statement saying that the sealed portion of the Book of Mormon doesn’t actually exist, contradicting several of Moroni’s writings. “It’s sitting on my desk right now to review,” wrote Moroni in the book of Ether. However, the First Presidency has seemingly contradicted Moroni’s claim, going so far as to release Official Declaration 3 to explain … Continue reading First Presidency Investigation Concludes There is No ‘Sealed Portion’ of the Book of Mormon

Provo Rancherito’s Receives Michelin Star

Although each of Utah’s cities would like to dispute this fact, we know that the best food in Utah is made in Provo. The best food in Provo is made on Cougar Boulevard, and the best food on Cougar Boulevard, some say, is made at Rancherito’s. The beloved Mexican restaurant received a surprise visit from finance major and formidable Yelp critic, Antjuan Igo. It was … Continue reading Provo Rancherito’s Receives Michelin Star