“No Gambling” Says University Forcing Students to Gamble

Gambling is illegal in the state of Utah. In fact, it’s one of only six US states to not have a state run lottery. The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints officially condemns gambling, going so far as to say in the General Handbook that “The Church is against all gambling of any kind, including lotteries.” President Dallin H. Oaks said that “There can … Continue reading “No Gambling” Says University Forcing Students to Gamble

BYU Demographics to Raise from 98% White to 99% White due to Affirmative Action Decision

Last week, in a ruling that sent shockwaves through workplaces and educational institutions across the nation, the Supreme Court declared affirmative action unconstitutional. This decision, though celebrated by some, dealt a blow to diversity, inclusion, and the potential for cultural growth in America. One college directly affected by this landmark ruling is BYU, which has been forced to make changes to its admissions practices. In … Continue reading BYU Demographics to Raise from 98% White to 99% White due to Affirmative Action Decision

Tithing Changing to Subscription Plan that Unlocks “Church Perks”

Tithing is a largely faith-based aspect of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. Although everyone has heard the occasional story of a starving couple magically finding groceries on their porch after paying their tithing, there are no tangible promised blessings that come from paying a full tithe other than being able to pat yourself on the back after the end-of-year meeting with your … Continue reading Tithing Changing to Subscription Plan that Unlocks “Church Perks”

Hottest Statues on BYU Campus

If you’ve ever suppressed sexual thoughts when walking by any of these fine figures, rest assured you’re not alone.   Po the Panda Once under fire for promoting unrealistic beauty standards, this white-hot likeness of the Dragon Warrior himself has become something of a sex symbol on campus.   Barefoot Cosmo You can either admit that you’re attracted to him or you can keep lying … Continue reading Hottest Statues on BYU Campus

BYU Student with Too Much Self-Tanner Reports ‘Experiencing Racism’

A Brigham Young University (BYU) student has ignited a fiery debate on campus after boldly speaking out against racism following a self-tanning mishap. Unyielding in their conviction, Brighmah Kimball refuses to be silenced despite the unconventional circumstances surrounding her ordeal. The incident unfolded when Brighmah, driven by a desire for a radiant summer tan, decided to experiment with copious amounts of self-tanner. Little did she … Continue reading BYU Student with Too Much Self-Tanner Reports ‘Experiencing Racism’