You’ve been on this page for a while without saving, which will cause your session to expire. When that happens, you won’t be able to save this page and you could lose any unsaved work. You don’t have time to think. You act purely on instinct. You click [Continue Working]. You begin to celebrate–but a moment too soon. The notice pops up on your screen: … Continue reading BREAKING: This Session Will Expire In 8 Seconds
Amidst regular reports that women at BYU are facing discrimination from peers and professors on the basis of sex, administration has posited that that couldn’t possibly be true since sex is strictly forbidden. The announcement ended with the following statement: “We literally have a whole part of a building named after a woman and surveys show that almost 2% percent of students have heard of … Continue reading PSA: There’s No Sexism at BYU Because Sex Isn’t Allowed
As we kick off 2026, your FHE crush is still completely unaware that you were an Assistant to the President on your mission, but never fear! Try these 6 tips to win her heart without losing the aloof persona you’ve spent all semester crafting. Consistently bring up how much time you spent in the office: This can be done as you do your marketing homework … Continue reading Self Help: How To Discreetly Tell Her That You Were AP
With the rise of generative text AI models such as ChatGPT and Grok, it has become more and more difficult to discern whether writing has been composed by a human or a machine. In a recent scandal, Provo Sales Bro Brandon Baker has been suspected of blatant AI usage after sending unusually thoughtful and composed messages to Maddy Nielsen, his recent Mutual date. “We had … Continue reading Sales Bro Suspected of AI Usage by Mutual Date After Considerate Follow-Up Text
Rumors say that he’s already on Mutual again, looking for his next victim. As the days get shorter and colder, cuffing season seems to be in full swing. But not everyone is succeeding in getting into a relationship. Take, Lacey Lowder, a BYU Junior, who recently fell victim to the hope that a boy would actually commit to her. After several weeks of actively … Continue reading Shocking! Boy Who’s Actively Pursuing You Says He’s “Not Ready for a Relationship.”
