Summer Salespeople Using Missionaries As Tool to Find Receptive Neighbors
This summer, many BYU students have hit the streets hoping to score gold and sell pest control to people who have no need for it. However, finding people who will fall for the scam is difficult. Most people will readily reject anyone selling preposterous pesticides. However, summer salesmen in Modesto, California have found a way to increase their door-knocking success: tailing the missionaries. An average … Continue reading Summer Salespeople Using Missionaries As Tool to Find Receptive Neighbors
Can You Survive a First Date with an RM?
Congratulations! The snazzy RM from your Eternal Families class asks you out as part of the obligatory assignment for all single students. Your only goal is to survive. The rules are simple: pick an option under each question, and scroll down to view the results of each decision. Blue indicates the best outcome, green is good, orange is pushing it, and red means you didn’t … Continue reading Can You Survive a First Date with an RM?
Bishop Condemns Member For Inactivity, But Member Was Attending Missionary Farewells
This past Sunday was a day of reckoning for Lynnzeigh Bunderson. After returning home from her 3rd missionary farewell of the day, she received a knock on the door from her bishop. Her bishop asked if she was available to speak right then, and Lynnzeigh confirmed. It was then that the bishop spoke his words: “Your chronic inactivity is inexcusable and must be repented of … Continue reading Bishop Condemns Member For Inactivity, But Member Was Attending Missionary Farewells
A Look Inside the Newest Version of Preach My Gospel
One new lesson and four new chapters have been added to the latest edition of Preach My Gospel. Lesson 6: Deep Doctrine If they are going to hear about it at some point, it’s better they hear it from you. Material to cover in this lesson includes Kolob, seer stones, how to tell the difference between a good angel and a bad angel with … Continue reading A Look Inside the Newest Version of Preach My Gospel
New Tailor Shop ‘Sew King’ Opens on Center Street
After double-majoring in finance and textiles at BYU, McJohn Stevenson has finally fulfilled his dream of opening up a tailor shop. “I studied textiles because I figured I’d have classes with mostly girls and I could find a wife. I was correct about the demographics of my classes, but I’m still single.” “I wanted to call it Sew Bro, but that was already taken,” said … Continue reading New Tailor Shop ‘Sew King’ Opens on Center Street
