Nothing is fun without a hint of mystery or suspense. Enter the soft launch — the not-quite-official, not-quite-secret strategy of introducing a new fact about yourself. With Pride month in full swing, here are some subtle ways to show your true colors. Wear a rainbow WWJD bracelet A subtle way to flaunt your political beliefs while also reprimanding small-minded haters. You are a follower of … Continue reading How To Soft Launch That You’re a Liberal
Running is a classic sport, but recently, it’s been reaching sky-high levels of popularity. Influencers pose for the camera before, during, and after races where they smash personal records and tout every running product you could think of. The marathon’s dress code, outlined to runners before the race, was as follows: Leggings must be at least below the knee (biker shorts prohibited for men and … Continue reading “This Marathon Will Be Modest”: Utah Marathon Runners Disqualified For Inappropriate Attire
The Honor Code Office has placed the latest line of BYU merch on hold as they investigate its designer, an intern left to his own devices. Here’s what you’re missing out on in the meantime. Needless to say, students are outraged that the clothing is not currently available for purchase. There are rumors that bootleg versions may soon arrive on the market instead. Continue reading BYU Store Employee Under HCO Investigation After Launching “June Month” Clothing Line
You’re sitting in your living room–feet up, popcorn in hand, prepared to enjoy a wholesome movie night with the people you love most. Before long, you realize the once family-friendly movie you all cherished has been replaced with a profane, sensual, and extremely violent alternative. Suddenly, “The Parent Trap” has new meaning. Say hello to VidDevil, the streaming service from hell. Sometimes you want to … Continue reading BREAKING: Satan Drops Brand New Streaming Service “VidDevil”
Thought you were BYU basketball literate? Think again. Here’s a list of 6 facts you thought you knew about AJ that actually aren’t true. AJ is 6’9” False. AJ is actually 6’2”, which means you are actually 5’10”. AJ Dybantsa has been cast as the lead for Space Jam 3: A New Hope Though we agree this would have been awesome, Warner Bros will be … Continue reading AJ Dybantsa Debunked
