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President Nelson Forgets Great-Great-Great-Great-Grandson’s Name During Baby Blessing

On Monday, President Nelson’s twelfth great-great-great-great-grandchild was born. Problem is, he already has 758 direct living descendants, and that is a lot of names to keep track of. Somehow, there are no repeat names because of creativity giving rise to such great works of art that include the names McBambreigh, Jeanupher, Truxtersen, M3gan, Breauxleigh, and many more.  Eddeligne “Eddee” Munson, the mother of the baby, … Continue reading President Nelson Forgets Great-Great-Great-Great-Grandson’s Name During Baby Blessing

Renesmee
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BYU Students Enthusiastically Protest the Catholic Church In Honor of “Martin Luther Day”

As the United States of America comes together to fight racism and push for progress in the country, BYU students have mistakenly gone a different direction on Martin Luther King Jr. Day. Students line the streets of Provo and walkways of BYU, raising their fists in support of the legacy of Martin Luther, the 14th-century theologian famous for his 95 Theses against the Catholic church. “I … Continue reading BYU Students Enthusiastically Protest the Catholic Church In Honor of “Martin Luther Day”

Kayteigh Leigh
Featured, News

Leaked Documents Finally Reveal LDS Apostles’ Full Names

For years, members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints have wondered at the Apostles’ unexplained use of initials. What is D. Todd Christofferson trying to hide? What doesn’t Gerrit W. Gong want us to know? Does Russell M. Nelson not want us to know something? Finally, the truth has come out. Classified documents have been leaked to the Alternate Universe revealing the … Continue reading Leaked Documents Finally Reveal LDS Apostles’ Full Names

Macho Man Randy Savage
BYU Voices, Life, Provo

Here’s What Provo Residents are Resolving to do in 2023

New year, new you. As January comes into full swing, see how Utah County is committing to grow and change in 2023. Cosmo the Cougar is going vegan. Your roommate who’s never home is finally going to learn your name. BYU’s famous statue family is hoping to travel more. A local little boy promises he will keep his eyes closed for the whole prayer. The … Continue reading Here’s What Provo Residents are Resolving to do in 2023

Lisa Simpson
Featured, News

Elder Appalled After Companion Attempted a Kiss to Celebrate The New Year

As families, friends, and couples worldwide rang in the New Year, celebrations varied from place to place. Some opted for a low-key movie marathon at home, while others hit the streets for a night of partying. However, two elders in the Texas McAllen Mission celebrated with a huge misunderstanding.  Excited by the premise of a new year and a new beginning, Elder Jackalopeton leaned in … Continue reading Elder Appalled After Companion Attempted a Kiss to Celebrate The New Year

Kayteigh Leigh