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Campus, Featured

Terminally Ill BYU Professor Arrested for Selling Caffeine to Students

When Dr. Jesse Black was diagnosed with athlete’s foot, he thought it was all over. His wife was pregnant, his son was preparing for college, and most importantly BYU football had a good recruiting class. “I had to find a way to stay alive,” Dr. Black told the Alternate Universe. Dr. Black was told he had a few short months to live due to his … Continue reading Terminally Ill BYU Professor Arrested for Selling Caffeine to Students

Bobby Zimmeruski
Campus, Featured, President Worthen

President Worthen Solves Homeless Week by Conjuring Sleeping Bags in Wilk

Homeless week is without a doubt one of the worst parts of being a BYU student. Most summer housing contracts in Provo end a week before fall contracts begin, leaving most students without a place to live for a week. While many students are able to stay with family in the area, students from out of state often find themselves in a tricky situation. President … Continue reading President Worthen Solves Homeless Week by Conjuring Sleeping Bags in Wilk

Carmen Sandeigo
Campus, Featured, Provo

Top 5 Places to Take Your BeReal in Provo

The social media app, “BeReal” has taken over the lives of millennials and Gen-Z alike. BeReal’s popularity has soared because it offers a more genuine experience compared to its social media counterparts. For all the boomers out there, BeReal is an app that will send you notification at a random time in the time in the day. Once you receive this notification, you are supposed … Continue reading Top 5 Places to Take Your BeReal in Provo

Bobby Zimmeruski
Life

Polygamist forced to take two more wives due to inflation

The recent economic downturn has affected many people in many ways. Jefferson Warrenson from Hurricane, UT needed to take two more wives in addition to the five he already had. He may increase the number if things get worse. “The value of assets just isn’t the same anymore,” said Warrenson. “I’ve felt it in the supermarket and at the pump, just like everyone else. There … Continue reading Polygamist forced to take two more wives due to inflation

Cameron Frye
Campus, Featured, President Worthen, Sports

Russia Declines Trade for Brad Wilcox and a CougarTail for Brittney Griner

When news broke that WNBA Star Brittney Griner had been taken captivate in Russia, hearts across the nation went out to her. But no one has tried to do more than the President of God’s University. President Kevin J. Worthen is an avid lover of the basketball. But somewhat surprisingly, his true love is the WNBA. “I love watching the tall women. They are so … Continue reading Russia Declines Trade for Brad Wilcox and a CougarTail for Brittney Griner

Bobby Zimmeruski