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Campus, Featured, News, Uncategorized

‘Tall Club’ President Revealed to be 3 Freshmen In Trench Coat

BYU’s newest extracurricular organization ‘Tall Club’ is currently experiencing a power vacuum after the exposure of the club’s president as only 3 freshman in a trench coat. The main eyewitness was taking a bathroom break during a meeting when he got a surprise he wasn’t prepared for. “The top one was trying to use the urinal and basically the whole disguise fell apart,” reported 6’4″ … Continue reading ‘Tall Club’ President Revealed to be 3 Freshmen In Trench Coat

Lisa Simpson
Featured, Uncategorized

50 Ways to Smite the World This Christmas Season

50 WAYS TO SHUT OUT LIGHT Move someone’s bookmark to a different page. Burn down your local food bank. Scowl at someone. Leave a passive aggressive note for your mail carrier. Laugh at a friend. Leave a bad review for a local business. Abuse someone’s generosity. Scam an old person. Ask a woman if she’s pregnant. Tell a loved one their vibes are off. Sleep … Continue reading 50 Ways to Smite the World This Christmas Season

Lisa Simpson
Campus, Featured, Life

White Friday Sale at BYU Dubbed a ‘Bloodbath’

2023 marks the first year of the BYU Store’s “White Friday Sale”. While the sale had little promotional advertising, word-of-mouth alone generated a crowd of white Provo residents nothing short of massive. 50% off items such as chocolate-covered cinnamon bears and Mikarose dresses had Provo residents lining up as early as 4 a.m. As soon as they opened the doors, bystanders say they can only … Continue reading White Friday Sale at BYU Dubbed a ‘Bloodbath’

Lisa Simpson
Featured, Life, News

1 Dead, 3 Injured in Devastating Heritage Halls Christmas Light Fire

Decorating for Christmas before Thanksgiving may seem like a matter of personal preference, but for Heritage Halls resident McKayla Evans, the choice proved deadly.  On November 18th, McKayla’s Instagram story showed her and her roommates decorating their apartment for the holidays. The story included a video of the twelve power strips and nine extension cords required to accommodate an astounding amount of lights and animatronics … Continue reading 1 Dead, 3 Injured in Devastating Heritage Halls Christmas Light Fire

Anya Forger
Featured, General Conference, News

New Hymnal Actually Just a Prank

The scheduled 2024 soft launch of new hymns and 2026 release of a new book of sacred music have been revealed to be part of an elaborate “prank.” An anonymous Redditor posted pdfs of emails dating back to 2017 between several Church leaders, usually either originating from or received by Elder Dale G. Renlund, coordinating the prank. The post was accompanied by a simple caption: … Continue reading New Hymnal Actually Just a Prank

Paul Atreides