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“Minister? I Hardly Know Her”—Joke Falls Flat at 4th Disappointing Ministering Interview in a Row

As laid out in the handbook, the leadership of the Provo YSA 678th Ward attempts to carry out ministering interviews once a quarter. Shaleigh Howe, a junior at BYU, went into her interview knowing she had not done a single thing with any of the sisters to whom she is assigned to minister. Howe thought she could get away with a quick interview by using … Continue reading “Minister? I Hardly Know Her”—Joke Falls Flat at 4th Disappointing Ministering Interview in a Row

Cameron Frye
Campus, Life, News

BYUSA Election undergoes Investigation after suspected Interference by BYUSSR

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George Beard
Life

BYU Student Meal Preps by Buying 10 Little Caesars Pizzas

In an effort to be more frugal and efficient with his weekly meals, sophomore Jeighdyn Jensen has come up with an ingenious plan: Buy all his pizza ahead of time.  “I reckoned that I could eat one pizza a day, give or take a couple slices. I figured ten was a good round number and that would give me a little extra leeway if I … Continue reading BYU Student Meal Preps by Buying 10 Little Caesars Pizzas

Paul Hollywood
Life

Inspiring: Vasa Bro Sets PRs At Therapy

Chad Brobeck, local muscle man and now mental health proponent, has changed the game for gym bros everywhere as he’s discovered a mindful way to crush the competition. In Brobeck’s own words: “At first I thought that CAPS stood for ‘Cardio and Plank Set.’ Turns out it was a way to get gains for your brains! Instead of pre-workout, I’ve been starting the day off … Continue reading Inspiring: Vasa Bro Sets PRs At Therapy

Marceline Abadeer
Featured, Life, Provo

Heartbreaking: Student Left Crestfallen After Being Ghosted on Canvas Discussion Board

Under normal circumstances, Valentine’s Day is an occasion to celebrate the beauty of romance in all its forms. But after a recent and devastating development, normal circumstances are in short supply. It appears that hopeless romantic Bryson Dyson will once again be spending Valentine’s Day alone after being ghosted by the woman of his dreams on a discussion board for their online freshman writing class. … Continue reading Heartbreaking: Student Left Crestfallen After Being Ghosted on Canvas Discussion Board

Don Cheadle