President Worthen Solves Homeless Week by Conjuring Sleeping Bags in Wilk
Homeless week is without a doubt one of the worst parts of being a BYU student. Most summer housing contracts in Provo end a week before fall contracts begin, leaving most students without a place to live for a week. While many students are able to stay with family in the area, students from out of state often find themselves in a tricky situation. President … Continue reading President Worthen Solves Homeless Week by Conjuring Sleeping Bags in Wilk
New Study Shows Modesty Outlets Outnumber Mental Health Facilities in Utah
Utah- a state ranked 50th in access to mental health care and a population full of mentally ill people. But at least they’re all wearing square neck, puffy sleeve, knee-length floral dresses! A recent study shows that modesty outlets have officially outnumbered mental health facilities in Utah, a reflection in how maybe retail therapy is the real cure. We sat down with researcher and mental … Continue reading New Study Shows Modesty Outlets Outnumber Mental Health Facilities in Utah
Top 5 Places to Take Your BeReal in Provo
The social media app, “BeReal” has taken over the lives of millennials and Gen-Z alike. BeReal’s popularity has soared because it offers a more genuine experience compared to its social media counterparts. For all the boomers out there, BeReal is an app that will send you notification at a random time in the time in the day. Once you receive this notification, you are supposed … Continue reading Top 5 Places to Take Your BeReal in Provo
Honor Code Office Bans Barbie Movies
The all-powerful, historically Orwellian Honor Code Office held a meeting to counsel with each other about additional censorship. An administrator suggested 21st century Disney movies because of the apparent drama, and one committee member offhandedly complained about his granddaughter’s obsession with Barbie movies. He said that he was “appalled” to see such monstrosities as rainbows, glitter, and dancing animals. So, the committee decided to watch … Continue reading Honor Code Office Bans Barbie Movies
Polygamist forced to take two more wives due to inflation
The recent economic downturn has affected many people in many ways. Jefferson Warrenson from Hurricane, UT needed to take two more wives in addition to the five he already had. He may increase the number if things get worse. “The value of assets just isn’t the same anymore,” said Warrenson. “I’ve felt it in the supermarket and at the pump, just like everyone else. There … Continue reading Polygamist forced to take two more wives due to inflation
