Five Best Summer Jobs to find your Eternal Companion
Many college students choose to work full time over the summer to save up money, rather than taking classes. This is no different in our favorite little town of Provo, but saving up money often becomes a secondary motive. As always, these horn- I meannn high standard holding BYU students are doing everything they can to find their eternal companions, and having missed the ring … Continue reading Five Best Summer Jobs to find your Eternal Companion
Top 5 Ways to Keep the Law of Chastity This Summer
As thousands of students prepare for their ‘hot girl summer’ and commence on countless ‘hot girl walks’, you need to be prepared for a few months of constant temptation. If you follow these five steps exactly, we can guarantee that you will remain chaste and avoid the temptation of sin. 1. Talk to your bishop Your bishop is a fantastic resource for advice on keeping … Continue reading Top 5 Ways to Keep the Law of Chastity This Summer
MARB Building Blows Up
The inevitable finally happened this Wednesday afternoon. MARB, arguably the best building on campus, exploded. The Cold War era bunker in the basement had a tent heater that ran on propane, and safety inspectors for years begged BYU to remove it, but they did nothing. Now lead shrapnel and high quantities of carbon monoxide are in the atmosphere. Makes for some spectacular sunsets. Our thoughts … Continue reading MARB Building Blows Up
Couple Joins Mutual to Find Third Scripture Study Buddy
Tiffaleigh and Brad created a joint Mutual account last week to find someone to spice their daily scripture study. After two and a half years of marriage, they have decided to try something new. “I just get so tired of reading all of the “and it came to pass’s” said Brad in an exclusive interview with The Alternate Universe. “I’m just hoping to find someone … Continue reading Couple Joins Mutual to Find Third Scripture Study Buddy
5 Ways to Support Pride Month (and how likely you are to get into trouble with the HCO for them)
Eat a whoooolllee lot of Skittles (Honor Code risk: 1/10, but your dentist might be a different story) Share an Instagram post about being an ally and don’t think about it ever again (Honor Code risk: 2/10, generic ally-ship should be pretty safe, as long as you’re not actuallyyy condoning that kind of behavior) Wear something rainbow on campus (Honor Code risk: 6/10, BYU does … Continue reading 5 Ways to Support Pride Month (and how likely you are to get into trouble with the HCO for them)