Provo 21st Stake Uses YSA to Perform “Primary” Program
Today, 20 wards were graced by the presence of Provo YSA’s 382nd ward’s voices in a Primary Program. Why? Because all the kids in the Provo 21st Stake were too young to do it. And this is the proper punishment for not being married by 24. “It was fantastic. They were just as off-key as any other primary,” says Jacob Limoni, who got married at … Continue reading Provo 21st Stake Uses YSA to Perform “Primary” Program
Top Gun: Maverick Suspected to Be Anti-Beard Propaganda from BYU Honor Code Office
As the popularity of the new Top Gun sequel skyrockets, so do suspicions that Brigham Young University’s Honor Code Office had a hand in the hair and makeup department of this film’s production. Many in the Utah Valley have noticed an unusually disproportionate ratio of above-the-lip to below-the-lip facial hair throughout the cast. In an interview with HCO leaders, these accusations were formally denied. “We … Continue reading Top Gun: Maverick Suspected to Be Anti-Beard Propaganda from BYU Honor Code Office
Under the Banner of Heaven Last Episode Actually Zoom Call With Your Bishop
The true-crime mini-series Under the Banner of Heaven released its last episode on Hulu last night. Starring Andrew Garfield, the series follows the investigation of the murder of a Latter-Day Saint woman and her daughter. While most viewers were hoping that the last episode would solve the mystery and bring closure to the story, they were both disappointed and caught off guard last night. Instead … Continue reading Under the Banner of Heaven Last Episode Actually Zoom Call With Your Bishop
‘Confusing’ JKB Converted Into Mini-Golf Course
Everybody’s 7th favorite building on campus just got a new makeover. Heavily influenced by the constant complaints and confusion centered around wayward ramps, the Jesse Knight Building has recently been converted into a state-of-the-art mini golf course. ”I was just about to finish my engineering degree until I saw this change,” uninspired Lucas Byers told the Alternate Universe. “I was inspired to change my major … Continue reading ‘Confusing’ JKB Converted Into Mini-Golf Course
Where to go this Flag Day
It’s Flag Day, and you know what that means – finding something fun to do! This year we suggest visiting the Joseph Smith Sphinx. It is located on the same block as Hire’s in Salt Lake City, and it is hidden so that even people who have lived there their whole lives have never heard of it. But let me tell you, it is a … Continue reading Where to go this Flag Day