Amber Heard’s Lawyers Revealed to Have Graduated from University of Utah Law School

No, this isn’t hearsay, your honor. According to attendance records that began surfacing on the internet late yesterday evening, both of Amber Heard’s lawyers- Ben Rottenborn and Elaine Bredehoft- are graduates of the University of Utah’s S.J. Quinney College of Law. This crucial piece of information may explain a lot about the proceedings of the highly popularized Amber Heard v.s. Johnny Depp court case. While … Continue reading Amber Heard’s Lawyers Revealed to Have Graduated from University of Utah Law School

Woman Makes Shrek Shrine after Roommate Moves Out

During the spring/summer semesters as many students leave Provo for a much-needed break some may feel a sense of loss or emptiness. However,  BYU student Kayliegh Jones has decided to fill the loss of her roommate with a ginormous Shrek shrine in her now private room. In an exclusive interview with The Alternate Universe she described her creative process. “When my old roommate Brynlieghsa moved … Continue reading Woman Makes Shrek Shrine after Roommate Moves Out

Student Finally Finds Parking On Campus After a Grueling 8-Month Long Search

As all current and former BYU students know, parking spots on campus are as hard to come by as a non-thirsty returned missionary. Due to the limited parking spots on campus, some students complain how they have missed classes desperately looking for a place to park. But once you hear this story, you’ll never complain again… “My parents were kind enough to give me my … Continue reading Student Finally Finds Parking On Campus After a Grueling 8-Month Long Search

BREAKING: Existence of Spring/Summer YSA Bishopric Storage Unit Confirmed

As most BYU students return home for the spring and summer terms, the need for student YSA wards decreases dramatically. Because of this, many wards on campus don’t meet all the summer and then return in the fall. This merits the question: What happens to all the Bishoprics of these wards? There has long been rumors of the spring/summer YSA bishopric storage, a long, dark, … Continue reading BREAKING: Existence of Spring/Summer YSA Bishopric Storage Unit Confirmed

Support Group Formed for People Who Graduated Without a Ring

After years of hard work, papers, tests, and trauma, all Steve Cragun was left with was a lousy diploma when he graduated from BYU. According to Cragun, he didn’t endure six years of his Bachelor’s Degree just to walk away with some stupid piece of paper; he was hoping to find his eternal partner at BYU. But like many recent grads, Cragun found himself spouseless … Continue reading Support Group Formed for People Who Graduated Without a Ring