BYU Fine Arts to Offer New Program: Continuing the Legacy of Tom Hanks
In loving memory of Tom Hanks, the deans of BYU’s college of fine arts and the film department have met and decided to open a new department based on Tom Hanks’s marvelous work. Each class will be focused on a different movie and its corresponding role that Tom Hanks played. Film student Marcus Flibberbottom remarks, “I will really miss Tom Hanks, but it is time … Continue reading BYU Fine Arts to Offer New Program: Continuing the Legacy of Tom Hanks
Foresttree Kicks Students out for “Bad Vibes”
Has the vibe check gone too far? Popular Provo apartment complex Foresttree has been evicting its tenets with little to no notice for having “bad vibes.” The Alternate Universe has launched an investigation of this issue and conducted thorough interviews of all parties involved. Manager Chad Bryson claims that Foresttree’s actions are justified. “BYU has their Honor Code. We have our Coolness Code. It’s not … Continue reading Foresttree Kicks Students out for “Bad Vibes”
Disguised Kevin Worthen Works as Cougareat Employee on New “Undercover Boss” Episode
Ever received a mysterious extra nugget in one of your Cougareat orders? Or maybe your food kind of looked and smelled like there was the touch on an elderly person involved? Did either or both of these occurrences take place during the Fall 2021 Semester? Well if you are nodding your head concerningly- don’t worry! It’s just possible you were served by our very own … Continue reading Disguised Kevin Worthen Works as Cougareat Employee on New “Undercover Boss” Episode
Most Popular Utah Baby Names Right Now
Every year, about 50,000 babies are born in Utah, each one as unique and beautiful as the name they are given. Here are the most popular baby names sweeping Utah right now, and yes, that’s really how it’s spelled. MOST POPULAR GIRL NAMES -MaKyleigh -Kirtlyn -Taiten -McKlenzington -Brynleigha -LeMackynzie -M’chelle -Tayson -Nayvie -Oaklie -Lizziemguireton MOST POPULAR BOY NAMES -Trinston -Arson -Jaarohn -Brynler -Tesla … Continue reading Most Popular Utah Baby Names Right Now
Cosmo and Cosma Relationship in Jeopardy After Conflict Over Cosma’s Pet Rock
BYU’s favorite celebrity couple, Cosmo and Cosma cougars, are reportedly going through a rough patch. The couple’s recent issues have been attributed to conflict around Cosma’s new pet rock, Rocco. “You can’t have that cookie, Cosmo, Rocco wants to eat it!” Cosma was heard shouting after Cosmo’s alleged attempt to eat an oatmeal raisin cookie. This is breaking news as, along with the celebrity couple … Continue reading Cosmo and Cosma Relationship in Jeopardy After Conflict Over Cosma’s Pet Rock
