BYU to Install Local Bridge Troll as Official Y Mountain Guardian
Following a policy update announced Monday, BYU students and faculty will no longer be allowed to protest on university-owned areas of Y mountain. This updated policy undoubtedly comes from the “Rainbow Y” demonstration seen last semester in support of LGBTQ+ students. But now there is only one question that remains: Who is Chemish? In an unexpected play, BYU has additionally announced a local bridge troll … Continue reading BYU to Install Local Bridge Troll as Official Y Mountain Guardian
BYU: Center of the Cosmoverse?
Early Friday morning BYU awoke to a strange sight: multiple versions of Cosmo spotted around campus. So far there have been reports of six or seven different Cosmos, and The Alternate Universe has even managed to capture pictures of five variations which we have included below. U of U Cosmo: Spotted near the Brigham Young statue, this Cosmo was making the U of U hand … Continue reading BYU: Center of the Cosmoverse?
BYU student dies after purposely contracting leprosy to “stand apart from the COVID crowd”
“This is why I flooded the Earth guys…Do I need to do it again?” – God, probably Just like the guy who doesn’t realize the party has ended and as clearly overstayed his welcome, COVID has once again run rampant across the United States. The new Omicron variant has revived COVID from the ashes and now it has its eyes set on infecting every single person … Continue reading BYU student dies after purposely contracting leprosy to “stand apart from the COVID crowd”
LDS Giving Machines End Contract with BYU Vending Machine Supplier
After numerous complaints that the machines were always empty, the Light the World donation managers look elsewhere to keep their machine shelves stocked. Earthquake-sized waves rocked through the LDS-Christmas-donation-supply-chain-management-regulation community when it was announced that Light the World officials had parted ways with their current supply partner – The BYU Vending Machine Group. They had initially worked together as it was convenient to coordinate with … Continue reading LDS Giving Machines End Contract with BYU Vending Machine Supplier
