Foot Fungus Outbreak at Helaman Halls
Watch out, freshmen! Chipman Hall’s entire first floor has reported cases of Ligma, a nasty foot fungus that turns your nails yellow and causes the skin to turn porous. Other symptoms include diarrhea, nosebleeds, foot acne, dancing feet, and an inexplicable desire to join team Edward. Sarah Winters says, “Everyone in our hall is livid. None of us can go to the pool on Saturday … Continue reading Foot Fungus Outbreak at Helaman Halls
Top 5 Things Worth Getting Honor-Coded For
No one ever WANTS to be honor-coded, but if we’re being honest, some things are just worth it. Here are our top five. #1 Have a Person of the Opposite Sex Help You Move In Having a mother, significant other, or boy cousin help bring your belongings into your new room helps save you time and effort. Even if one of your new roommates report … Continue reading Top 5 Things Worth Getting Honor-Coded For
New Feature on Y-App: Dating
Have you ever wanted to get that girl’s number in Writing 150 but been too shy to ask? BYU has now made it possible with a new dating feature on the university’s official app. Coming Fall 2021, this new feature will allow students to swipe through their classmates looking for a potential eternal companion. BYU has created a personalized profile for each unmarried student using … Continue reading New Feature on Y-App: Dating
Student passes away due to lack of attention after offering opening prayer in mission language
There’s a lot of pressure to make a good impression for the first day of school – especially if it’s been an extremely long time since you’ve been back. Here at BYU, unprepared students all over campus worry about how they can stand out amongst such a diverse crowd. Meanwhile, countless returned missionaries slither their way to class with the ultimate card up their sleeve. … Continue reading Student passes away due to lack of attention after offering opening prayer in mission language
No One Shows Up to First Sunday Meeting at YSA Ward, As No One Wants to Get Calling
The empty chairs almost seemed to stare back as the bishopric looked around, puzzled as to why no one was at the first Sunday meeting of the fall semester. Our journalism team received a tip that no one would show to the meeting, as all the students were trying to avoid getting a calling. The only sounds audible in the room were the quiet coughs … Continue reading No One Shows Up to First Sunday Meeting at YSA Ward, As No One Wants to Get Calling
