Please Do Not Call the HCO Over Kids on Campus
Early last Saturday, during one of his social media rants, Trucker Carl, an intern from the Honor Code Office, was talking about the dangers of being on campus. The main one, he claims, is the academic stress that every student faces. He says that the worst part of it is that their stress can radiate and affect the people around them. He even goes as … Continue reading Please Do Not Call the HCO Over Kids on Campus
Mitt Romney Booed Out of Fast and Testimony Meeting
Mitt Romney was met with boos and heckles from his own party while speaking at the Utah Republican Party convention on Saturday. While the disapproval of 2,000 people was surely unsettling for the Utah Senator, it would be nothing compared to the anarchy of the Holiday 1st Ward the following day. Romney joined his fellow ward members on Sunday for a usual fast and testimony … Continue reading Mitt Romney Booed Out of Fast and Testimony Meeting
Hooters to Open New Chain of Restaurants Catered to the Utah Fantasy
Over four years ago, the restaurant corporation known as Hooters officially closed its doors in Utah. The coined “breastaurant” lasted nearly two decades before the raised eyebrows and strongly worded letters outnumbered interested customers. By the end of 2016, the last remaining restaurant located in Midvale began to lay off all A and B cup employees. “It was like any other day,” explained Mikey Davis, … Continue reading Hooters to Open New Chain of Restaurants Catered to the Utah Fantasy
BYU hires new employees to predict Honor Code violations before they happen
In a controversial move, the Honor Code at BYU recently started a new program in order to predict when students are planning on breaking the Honor Code and discipline them before they get a chance. They hired some new employees to discern where the next “pre-violation” will take place. The new employees are all connected to a computer in the basement of the Talmage building … Continue reading BYU hires new employees to predict Honor Code violations before they happen
Arbor Day Miracle? Cell Phone Tower Tree in Provo Starts Bearing Fruit
This towering fake pine which has served as a landmark for decades finally has a use besides letting students in Provo send out-of-date memes to each other. BYU student Corbon Shumway first reported the “pear-like” fruit, seemingly sprouting on the inanimate pole. “It’s a real popcorn-on-the-apricot-tree kind of situation,” Shumway said. “On the one hand, I saw it right before my eyes, on the other … Continue reading Arbor Day Miracle? Cell Phone Tower Tree in Provo Starts Bearing Fruit
