Congress Votes to Postpone April Fool’s Day Because “There’s Just Too Much Going On Right Now.”
Congress voted on a historic bill that would delay April Fool’s Day early Wednesday morning. “There’s enough going on in the world right now. People shouldn’t have to worry about putting honey on the toilet seat or prank calls about bailing their kids out of jail,” said Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi. The bill passed unanimously in both the House and the Senate, and … Continue reading Congress Votes to Postpone April Fool’s Day Because “There’s Just Too Much Going On Right Now.”
Share This Article With 3 People Or Your Home Will Be Consumed By Locusts
Strange times such as these dictate strange responses. As such, the Alternate Universe is providing a way for you to avoid the upcoming plague of locusts that we are certain is coming. This article must be liked and shared by everyone who sees it, lest your home be consumed by a swarm of locusts. This is the only way to prevent your beloved home from … Continue reading Share This Article With 3 People Or Your Home Will Be Consumed By Locusts
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints Announces Free Copies of Book of Mormon
With people stuck at home, many companies like Adobe, Fender, and Audible, have made certain products and services available for free. This has been a great way for many to stay busy and active while they are social distancing. The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints has decided that they too want to offer something free of charge to the masses. Church officials announced … Continue reading The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints Announces Free Copies of Book of Mormon
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LDS Church Announces All YSA Sunday Services Will Be Held Via Animal Crossing
After a slew of changes made in response to the COVID-19 pandemic, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints has announced that all Sunday Services will be held via the popular Nintendo video game “Animal Crossing: New Horizons”. “It just seemed like the perfect venue for our young single adults,” said presiding Bishop Fisher E. Mann. According to Mann, the services will be held … Continue reading LDS Church Announces All YSA Sunday Services Will Be Held Via Animal Crossing