‘Romney is the Final Thread by Which the Constitution Hangs’ Says Pierre Delecto in Exclusive Guest Post

Our great American constitution is hanging by a thread. It is assailed on all sides by the forces of evil. Only one true patriot defends it night and day: President Mitt Romney. Indeed, this inspiring man has been campaigning for president long enough that at this point I simply consider him to be President. Shouldn’t we all? My name is Pierre Delecto, and, despite my … Continue reading ‘Romney is the Final Thread by Which the Constitution Hangs’ Says Pierre Delecto in Exclusive Guest Post

BYU’s ROC Board Announces New Married Student Seating Section

Saying they were seeking a better fan experience for all students, the ROC Board announced Saturday that they will be introducing a new student section for married students ahead of tonight’s game at LaVell Edwards Stadium against Boise State. “We’ve always wanted to provide the best possible experience for our fans from all demographics, and this new section will allow all married students to sit … Continue reading BYU’s ROC Board Announces New Married Student Seating Section

The 5 Types of Ministers You’ll Have

The Desserters Sure they came over and introduced themselves, but you’ll never actually see the desserters again after that first plate of brownies. You don’t bother them, and they don’t bother you. The No-Show It doesn’t matter how many times you sync the ward directory, this minister isn’t going to show up. You think it might be the guy that sits next to the EQP … Continue reading The 5 Types of Ministers You’ll Have

Breaking News: Everything’s Actually Okay

After months of rumors, sources at Brigham Young University have confided in The Alternate Universe that everything is okay. Despite how things may seem, it looks like things are actually going pretty well at BYU. With summer turning into fall, temperatures have dropped to a comfortable range for all students, whether they happen to be from Arizona or Alaska. Add that to the wonderful fall … Continue reading Breaking News: Everything’s Actually Okay