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Oklahoma State Students Show Respect For BYU By Chanting “F*** the Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints!”

Athletes of Brigham Young University have long since become used to the “F*** the Mormons!” chants that have broken out during away events. But when the Oklahoma State student section broke into their chant, something was a little different this time. “I just feel so respected,” said BYU forward Scott Riggs. “It shows that they’ve really done their research so that they can hate us … Continue reading Oklahoma State Students Show Respect For BYU By Chanting “F*** the Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints!”

Montresor
Campus, News

BREAKING: To Prevent Priestcraft, CES Mandates Boring Religion Classes

Priestcraft, or the practice of preaching for the sake of a following rather than for the religious message, has become an issue for professors at religious universities. In a recent policy change issued by The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints’ Church Education System (CES), all future religion classes taught across church universities must be “really, really boring” to prevent concerns. “We love all … Continue reading BREAKING: To Prevent Priestcraft, CES Mandates Boring Religion Classes

Chuck Bartowski
Featured, Life, Provo

Wholesome: YSA Ward Chastity Lesson Gone Right

Everyone knows that fifth Sunday law of chastity lessons usually go poorly. But today, we were lucky enough to sit in on the world’s most successful one yet, led by instructor Cassidy Lessen. Lessen had the entire ward participating and asking meaningful, thought-provoking questions. For example, Sabbath Day committee member Bear Soles asked, “Does the handbook say anything about feet?” However, Lessen declined to comment … Continue reading Wholesome: YSA Ward Chastity Lesson Gone Right

Don Cheadle
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LEAKED: President Oaks Only Changed Missionary Age to Save His Granddaughter From Her High School Boyfriend

After taking a lie detector test on his YouTube channel, President Oaks admitted that this shocking new policy change was only made to resolve personal beef with a minor. Without spoiling too many of the changes he plans on making during his future reign as prophet, Oaks admitted, “It is anticipated that the age will go back to 19 when she comes home and joins a … Continue reading LEAKED: President Oaks Only Changed Missionary Age to Save His Granddaughter From Her High School Boyfriend

Kim Possible
Featured, Life, Provo

A Beginner’s Guide to Becoming an Alpha Ministering Brother

Since you’ve all been slacking with your ministering sisters, it’s time to step it up. Here are some pointers that the church handbook recommends to “minister to the one” and enter the celestial kingdom as a big bad boy boss. Deliver Baked Goods. Attempt to make your own cookies, give up, and buy cookies from Walmart to put on a plate. Those Lofthouse sugar cookies … Continue reading A Beginner’s Guide to Becoming an Alpha Ministering Brother

Kim Possible