In this society, a man only has one choice: marry an 18-year-old girl during his first semester back from the mission, or join the manosphere. The choice is brutal, but the world is a dark place. No one knows this better than Benson Eubranks. When asked how he decided to take himself off the market, Eubranks replied, “To stay in a power position, I’ve decided … Continue reading Man Claims He is Off the Market Purely by Choice
After what seemed a typical bedtime prayer, local Utahn John Henry, 65, accidentally cursed himself by praying for “moisture” instead of rain. “I’ve always prayed for moisture. It never even occurred to me that I could just pray for rain instead,” admitted Henry. “Apparently God got fed up with my requests.” Upon saying such a fateful prayer, Henry reported waking up in a cold sweat … Continue reading Local Utahn Plagued After Praying for “Moisture” Instead of Rain
If you want to secure a Valentine before next week, try using these questions to have the best date of your life. Each one is scientifically proven to help you better understand your date and make them fall in love with you. Top 10 Questions for Girls to ask Guys: Are you a man or a muppet? Thoughts on slavery? Good, bad, still on the … Continue reading Top 10 Questions to Ask on a First Date
Brigham Young University has long required religion credits in order to graduate. These 14 religion credits usually amount to seven classes that must be spread out over the course of a degree. While many students have tried to find ways to excuse their religion credits, one student has managed to excuse himself from religion classes for good. John Smith was recently diagnosed with ADHD, which … Continue reading BYU Student Receives Disability Waiver for Religion Credits
You’ve been on this page for a while without saving, which will cause your session to expire. When that happens, you won’t be able to save this page and you could lose any unsaved work. You don’t have time to think. You act purely on instinct. You click [Continue Working]. You begin to celebrate–but a moment too soon. The notice pops up on your screen: … Continue reading BREAKING: This Session Will Expire In 8 Seconds
