Living Up to His Name: Cosmo the Cougar Revealed to be Zach Wilson’s Secret Older Lover
After spending his rookie season getting smashed by 300-pound NFL veterans, Zach Wilson decided to smash someone his own size. Former BYU Quarterback and apparent mom lover, Zach Wilson, was the talk of the town yesterday. Instead of enjoying his Sabbath in peace, he was trending on Twitter for a surprising reason. Dax Milne, Wilson’s former roommate and current Eskimo brother, posted a picture on … Continue reading Living Up to His Name: Cosmo the Cougar Revealed to be Zach Wilson’s Secret Older Lover
Did You Notice Your Favorite Apostles in the Latest Minion Movie?
The fifth installment in the Despicable Me cinematic universe, Minions: The Rise of Gru, saw a welcoming success to the box office. As the memes of Facebook Mom’s favorite yellow creature flooded the internet, theaters across the world became flooded too. Thousands of “original” 16 year-olds dressed up in suits for the movie and ran to the theaters for their shot at internet glory. Some … Continue reading Did You Notice Your Favorite Apostles in the Latest Minion Movie?
Provo Man Deletes Grammarly from Phone After Hearing Advice to Delete Period Apps
In the aftermath of the Supreme Court overturning Roe v. Wade, many creators on Instagram and Tiktok have been sharing advice on how to protect yourself and your reproductive health. One of the suggestions was to delete any period trackers off of your phone in the face of fears that your data could be sold or turned over to the government. After hearing this advice … Continue reading Provo Man Deletes Grammarly from Phone After Hearing Advice to Delete Period Apps
Student gets boyfriend just for his A/C
Hayleigh Horn went into this Summer full of hope and dreams to kick back and enjoy her tennis classes and summer job at the creamery. Then she realized her house doesn’t have A/C. “I’ve never lived in Provo over the summer, so I thought that A/C was just a given in all apartments. Boy, was I wrong,” said Hayleigh to an Alternate Universe reporter. She … Continue reading Student gets boyfriend just for his A/C
Stadium of Fire Not So “Fire”: Audience Demands Refunds
Tonight, BYU’s LaVell Edward’s Stadium hosted the Stadium of Fire concert. It featured singers including Tim McGraw and Marie Osmond, whoever she is. About half the audience was happy with hearing the cheesiest bullcrap that would ever grace the human population’s ears, but the other half demands a refund. Apparently $250 ticket does not justify the absence of fire encircling the stage. “I bought … Continue reading Stadium of Fire Not So “Fire”: Audience Demands Refunds
