Mutual Announces Partnership with Scooter Company
As gas prices rise and Provo students continue to “Spring Ahead” into dating, Mutual, a popular dating app, announced a partnership with LINK Scooters to provide the ultimate new transportation for new love birds. Aaron Allred and Mark Springer, the CEOs of Mutual and LINK respectively, released a joint statement early on Tuesday morning detailing the new development. “We know that the urge to date … Continue reading Mutual Announces Partnership with Scooter Company
Five Tips For Dating Your TA
We all know that feeling- you walk into a lab or recitation, and that’s when your eyes meet. The most attractive student you’ve ever seen at BYU. Maybe a year or two older, they look like they’ve got their life together and they check all the boxes. That is, until they stand up and start teaching the class. Are you allowed to ask out your … Continue reading Five Tips For Dating Your TA
President Vladimir Putin Assassinated by Teancum
This morning, The Russian leader Vladimir Putin was found “dead in his mansion” with a “javelin in his heart”. Some say all of heaven cheered as they looked down on the murdered man. The Alternate Universe confirmed that the assassination was in fact the work of Book of Mormon war hero Teancum. In an exclusive interview, Teancum opened up about his successful secret mission. During … Continue reading President Vladimir Putin Assassinated by Teancum
Petition to Change the Talmage Building Statue Gains Traction among Church Leadership
https://chng.it/nKyNMgG6sC If you have been living under a rock, you may not have heard of the petition to change the Talmage Building’s statue. Nor would you have had you heard of the plans to implement this change. Well, that’s what we’re here for—reporting real news to real people. Here is the petition description, as written by Dya Rhea: “The statue of Po the Panda is … Continue reading Petition to Change the Talmage Building Statue Gains Traction among Church Leadership
BYU Creamery to be featured on Diners, Drive-ins and Dives
Guy Fieri has ventured into new territory by featuring the BYU Creamery on the latest episode of his show Diners, Drive-ins and Dives. After many years of petitioning to be on the show, the Creamery finally gets its wish. While the main focus of the episode is ice cream, they also showcase the other food. “What other place would sell ice cream, burgers, and fries?” said … Continue reading BYU Creamery to be featured on Diners, Drive-ins and Dives
