BYU Puts on Sin-Themed Haunted House to Scare Students Straight
Halloween is a favorite time of year for BYU students. “Spooky season” is jam-packed with fall adventures, such as pumpkin patches, corn mazes, hay-rides, and of course, haunted houses. While many if not most of these activities are wholesome and recreational, the BYU administration is becoming increasingly concerned with how the adversary’s influence might be heightened during this eerie time. To keep students on the … Continue reading BYU Puts on Sin-Themed Haunted House to Scare Students Straight
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BYUtv Announces New Show Lineup
You may remember Studio C and Dwight in Shining Armor, but these shows have been canceled for being “too immature”. In their place, there will be new shows catered to the modern BYU student. “We realized that many students find no interest in watching BYUtv, so we shifted our target audience from sheltered bubble people to the type of freshmen you see on BYU Barstool,” … Continue reading BYUtv Announces New Show Lineup
Elder Oaks Beats President Nelson in Fantasy Football, Demoted to an Area Seventy
In an unexpected turn of events Elder Oaks, shocked the world and beat previously undefeated President Nelson in the Fantasy Football this past week. As a result of his sin, President Nelson immediately revoked Elder Oaks’ apostolic authority and gave him the ‘Tim Tebow’ of callings – Local Area Seventy. This was an unsurprising decision by our Prophet because everyone knows the cardinal rule of … Continue reading Elder Oaks Beats President Nelson in Fantasy Football, Demoted to an Area Seventy
Wilkinson Piano Player Actually Chained Against His Will
The BYU Wilkinson Center is mainly known to function as a center on campus for studying, eating, and ignoring booths of solicitors. But under the innocent mirage of a student center lies another sinister purpose: a prison. Many have noticed the daily disturbance coming from a pianist at the center of the Wilk. What they might not know, is that this infamous pianist quite literally … Continue reading Wilkinson Piano Player Actually Chained Against His Will
