BYU Announces Solution to Parking Scarcity on Campus
The university intends to complete the “Cougar Game,” in which students will compete for parking spots, before the start of next semester. After years of failed attempts of fixing the parking situation by promoting public transportation, charging for parking, and hiring more parking enforcers, BYU officials believe that they have finally come up with a foolproof plan. “It’s very simple,” said a nameless, faceless university … Continue reading BYU Announces Solution to Parking Scarcity on Campus
Tragic: Young Student in Three Day Long Testing Center Line Dies in the Elements
As mid-term season comes into full swing, students are anxiously lining up for a seat in the holy of holies of the most sacred building on BYU campus- the testing center. With so many students taking scheduled tests at the same time, the line has been seen stretching all the way down Provo Canyon. “I knew that getting into the testing center was at least … Continue reading Tragic: Young Student in Three Day Long Testing Center Line Dies in the Elements
Download our Hottest Religion Professor Bracket
Download, print, and fill out this PDF below to make your predictions on who wins. Oktoberfest Bracket Go to our Instagram story every day this week to vote on who’s hot and who’s not! Continue reading Download our Hottest Religion Professor Bracket
What’s Going on in Rexburg?
Do you guys remember all of your friends from high school who weren’t as good as you and didn’t get into BYU? Well if they haven’t left the church by now, you can find them at BYU-Idaho! We sent our investigative reporter, DeDuce Información, to Rexburg this past week to check up on these prodigal sons and daughters. Let’s take a look at the recent … Continue reading What’s Going on in Rexburg?
Nonmember BYU Student Files Restraining Order Against Missionaries
Earlier this week Sarah West, one of BYU’s three nonmember students, filed a restraining order against two Provo missionaries. The decision was a long time in the making following various text messages, cookie drop-offs, and mid-afternoon visits from the overzealous companions. “I must have twelve copies of the Book of Mormon by now,” an upset Sarah told The Alternate Universe in an exclusive interview. She … Continue reading Nonmember BYU Student Files Restraining Order Against Missionaries
