Woman Stuck at Neighborhood Walmart for 13 Hours

There are many rules that Provo residents know and follow: don’t buy new textbooks, “Down for Dates” really means down to NCMO, and never go to the Neighborhood Walmart on a weekday night. However, Heather Anderson, a desperate woman in search of treats for her FHE activity, decided to go to Walmart on a Monday night anyways in a lapse of judgment. “It was a … Continue reading Woman Stuck at Neighborhood Walmart for 13 Hours

Students Protest Heritage Halls Window Art Ban

Sticky note window art and messages are well loved traditions at Heritage Halls. Since the students who live there don’t have a dining hall or communal bathroom to make friends in, obviously the next best option is to spell your phone or room number on your window to call the whole world over to make friends. This common love for this tradition made it very … Continue reading Students Protest Heritage Halls Window Art Ban

Conference Fits Leaked

Salt Lake City, UT Everybody was wondering what outfits this season’s conference speakers are going to wear. No surprise, they’re going to wear the same old thing, but this year with a twist—the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles plans to come decked out in fabulous outfits. This year’s conference theme is the American Experience, which isn’t too far off from what conference has been like … Continue reading Conference Fits Leaked

New study rates BYU number 1 in the country for diversity…of white people

Has this ever happened to you at BYU? As you furiously power walk to your class listening to the Shrek 2 soundtrack, you pass an interesting group of people. You see a student strolling in a ten-gallon hat and big, leather boots. After him, you see a blonde socialite pulling out car keys to her Jeep from her Cotopaxi backpack. Following her, you see a … Continue reading New study rates BYU number 1 in the country for diversity…of white people

Student who attended True Blue Foam still blue

Every year, BYUSA puts on the True Blue Foam event where students can go down a giant slip -n-slide covered in a foam that has been dyed blue. They say the dye is not permanent, but that may not be true. Students are typically required to be hosed off before leaving so that they do not leave a trail of blue all over campus. Toby … Continue reading Student who attended True Blue Foam still blue