YSA Ward Struggling to Focus on the Spirit Instead of Flirting

Ah, young love. And where is it more common than among the young single adult wards of Provo, Utah? However, despite the widespread belief that YSA wards exist solely as a matchmaking service, most wards still attempt to focus on the Savior and feeling the Spirit. The Provo 609th ward has recently redoubled their efforts on this front and are attempting to refocus the ward. … Continue reading YSA Ward Struggling to Focus on the Spirit Instead of Flirting

BYU Drops DaBaby From 2021 Devotional Lineup

Music festivals, radio stations, and now Brigham Young University have all distanced themselves from DaBaby following his crude homophobic remarks at Rolling Loud in Miami.  BYU spokesperson Toid McKay explained that after hearing that the rapper had songs titled “AMAZING GRACE” and “GOSPEL” he had seemed like a good fit.  “My bad on that one, I should have looked into him a bit more before … Continue reading BYU Drops DaBaby From 2021 Devotional Lineup

President Worthen plans to cook, knit, and more after being released as Area Authority

Last week, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints announced the release of 66 area seventies, one of which happened to be BYU’s own fearless leader President Kevin “The Rock” Worthen. As Kevin’s call to the clergy comes to a close, he finds himself with one too many doors open. What time he used to spend in the work of the Lord, he’s now … Continue reading President Worthen plans to cook, knit, and more after being released as Area Authority

Recent flooding linked to rejection of Summer Sales Bros

When God promised Noah he would never flood the earth again, he must have not been talking about Provo. As we are sure many of you have seen, Utah Valley has been enduring significant flooding over the past few days. Just like your roommate that enjoys Lego just a little too much, there has been no significant action in the area for several weeks. But … Continue reading Recent flooding linked to rejection of Summer Sales Bros

Provo Voices: BYU requires all students to report vaccination status

BYU recently announced that all students will have to report their vaccination status before school starts. What do you think?   “That question is a violation of my HIPAA rights. You see, with HIPAA rights, we don’t have to reveal our medical records, and that also involves our vaccine records.” Madelyn Tyler-Dean – Crossfit coach “I keep seeing people complain about how this is a … Continue reading Provo Voices: BYU requires all students to report vaccination status