Church Leadership Announcement: Summer Barbecues are Against the Word of Wisdom
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints made an announcement this week clarifying an under-recognized passage in Doctrine and Covenants 89. This specific announcement pertains to verses 12 and 13 which read, “Yea, flesh also of beasts and of the fowls of the air, I, the Lord, have ordained for the use of man with thanksgiving; nevertheless they are to be used sparingly. And … Continue reading Church Leadership Announcement: Summer Barbecues are Against the Word of Wisdom
Utah Declares Independence
Today, Utah declared independence. It is unclear why. There is a list of reasons that the now-sovereign state gave us on their declaration, and it is quite short. The first and only reason is because of Biden’s infrastructure plan–”He has provided an infrastructure plan that will cause there to be way too much construction. We are officially done with construction. We do not care if … Continue reading Utah Declares Independence
Unhinged Kevin Utt Proposes “BYU Purge”: Twelve Hours Where All Honor Code Violations Are Legal
The Purge movie series has rapidly grown into one of the most popular and profitable horror franchises in Hollywood, with the fifth film, The Forever Purge, now hitting theaters. The plot? Just a few colorfully dressed people doing their best to murder one another like usual. But somehow director of BYU’s Honor Code Office, Kevin Utt, saw insights from the film that could be applied … Continue reading Unhinged Kevin Utt Proposes “BYU Purge”: Twelve Hours Where All Honor Code Violations Are Legal
BYU Finally Allows Greek Life on Campus
Over the weekend, the administration of Brigham Young University came out with a long awaited announcement. After much deliberation and prayer, President Kevin J. Worthen and his advisors have decided to allow BYU students to participate in Greek life starting Fall 2021, with the hopes that these fraternities and sororities will “increase our sense of brotherhood and sisterhood before God”. Straying from traditional Greek centered … Continue reading BYU Finally Allows Greek Life on Campus
New Cast of Studio C Revealed to be Original Cast in Disguise
What better way to get into the BYU spirit than watching Studio C, the beloved family-friendly sketch comedy show on BYUtv. The original cast included Provo legends Matt Meese (known for portraying the infamous Scott Sterling), Whitney Call (known for being in those Lume Youtube ads), and Jeremy Warner (known for having facial hair). After the show’s ninth season, the original cast left Studio C … Continue reading New Cast of Studio C Revealed to be Original Cast in Disguise
