Vin Diesel Announced as Keynote Speaker at Next RootsTech Conference
Move over Mr. Dugger, there’s a new family man in town. The recent release of Fast and Furious 9 has released one of the internet’s favorite memes back into the wild: Vin Diesel. His character, Dominic Toretto, is infamous for his obsession with family and the internet does not want you to forget it. As you have probably seen, Diesel’s focus on family has been … Continue reading Vin Diesel Announced as Keynote Speaker at Next RootsTech Conference
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Ten Reasons You Should Have Lots of Children
Family planning is something personal that should be between you, your spouse, your parents, your bishop, and every single member of your ward. However, if you’re deciding how many kids to have, here are some great reasons to not stop until you have replaced the third of heaven that we lost to Satan’s plan. 1. The birth rate is going down, if you don’t … Continue reading Ten Reasons You Should Have Lots of Children
Provo High to be Turned Into Kevin Worthen’s Personal Paintball Arena
Since BYU purchased Provo High in 2016, rumors have surrounded it. Many thought it would be turned into a medical school and others thought it might be used for conversion therapy. Today it was announced that the school will be turned into a paintball arena for Kevin Worthen and his friends. The arena will consist of the entire school building and a couple of outdoor … Continue reading Provo High to be Turned Into Kevin Worthen’s Personal Paintball Arena
Apostle Book Club Ends after Oaks Repeatedly Suggests They Read the Constitution
The monthly General Authority book club met its end last week, after Oak’s book of the month idea was rejected for a ninth and final time and he quit. The club was then “not the same without him” and dissolved shortly thereafter. Oak’s fellow club members had a variety of reasons for not wanting to spend the month reading and discussing the four-page document, “This … Continue reading Apostle Book Club Ends after Oaks Repeatedly Suggests They Read the Constitution
