Would you rather keep all of your income for short-term gain, or keep just 90% for eternal glory?

Would you rather keep all of your income for short-term gain, or keep just 90% for eternal glory? This is the question facing many of BYU’s economics students today. Students are taught the benefits of passive income, but tithing is an entirely different ballgame. It goes against their nature, but the benefits are too good to miss. “We’ve been saying ‘To the moon!’ in regards … Continue reading Would you rather keep all of your income for short-term gain, or keep just 90% for eternal glory?

Local Baby Too Fugly for Instagram Presence

Some newborns are given a face only a mother could love. Such was the case for Jill Hansen, who learned to love the skinned-rabbit-looking clump of goblin skin that was her twelfth child last month. Jill and her husband Steve, both forty-seven years of age, have stood firm and fertile in their quiverfull ways since tying the knot in 1984. But after seemingly receiving a … Continue reading Local Baby Too Fugly for Instagram Presence

New Coffee Creamery Flavor Divides Provo

In this final glorious gospel dispensation, Latter Day Saints cherish the direction they have been given regarding what to put into their bodies. For decades, a cut and dry understanding of Doctrine and Covenants 89 had united the saints. However, with Bang Energy drinks, meaty barbecues, and now coffee flavored “Cosmochino Chunky Chocolate” ice cream at the BYU creamery, the lines today couldn’t be more … Continue reading New Coffee Creamery Flavor Divides Provo

“Why Can’t I Go Play With the Other Young Adults?” Laments BYU Student in Summer Classes

This summer, sophomore Treven Rasmussen is in Rel C 200, Econ 110, and a deep existential depression. Rasmussen thought that summer classes would be “an easy way to to get ahead” in his degree, but had not considered the effect that it would have on his social life. “I had to miss my family’s 4th of July barbecue, my friend’s trip to California last weekend, … Continue reading “Why Can’t I Go Play With the Other Young Adults?” Laments BYU Student in Summer Classes

Governor Cox no Longer Regarded as God Fearing, Family-Friendly Politician

Spencer J. Cox assumed office as the Governor of Utah on January 6, 2021 to a generally accepting public. He was regarded with respect for being a family-friendly, God fearing politician, and has maintained that reputation well until this Monday. Recently, the Governor’s office announced that Utah had reached its goal of having 70% of adults at least partially vaccinated. However, on Monday Governor Cox … Continue reading Governor Cox no Longer Regarded as God Fearing, Family-Friendly Politician