World Famous Mountaineer Attempts to Scale RB Stairs, Dies of Exhaustion
Only the good die young. A sullen mood has swept over campus this morning. Colin Haley, world-famous mountaineer, was found lying dead a third of the way up the RB stairs around 7:30 am. A helicopter has since flown over to remove his body from the scene. What was going to be the most ambitious ascent of his career turned out to be the most … Continue reading World Famous Mountaineer Attempts to Scale RB Stairs, Dies of Exhaustion
March Madness Games will be Played at Local Church Buildings, Officiated by Local “Church Ball” Referees
According to recent reports, The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints will be hosting some March Madness games this weekend. Since the entirety of March Madness this year will be held in the Indianapolis area, there was a limited number of available venues to play in. Just like the Provo Rec Center, there was an extreme imbalance of players with NBA dreams compared … Continue reading March Madness Games will be Played at Local Church Buildings, Officiated by Local “Church Ball” Referees
BYU Did Not Authorize the Changing of the Learning Suite Logo
It is not yet known who changed the beloved Learning Suite logo, but whoever it was, BYU did not approve it, and wants to remind students that “any form of public expression on university webspace requires prior approval.” A full investigation has been launched into all students who have done things without BYU approval, with people from Color the Campus, BYU for Beards, and Emmalee … Continue reading BYU Did Not Authorize the Changing of the Learning Suite Logo
St. Patrick’s Day bar fight breaks out in Wilkinson Center
The classic St. Patrick’s Day malarkey found its way to BYU today in the form of a bar fight at Milk & Cookies. The famous dessert location in the Wilkinson Center had a special deal for mint chocolate milk and chocolate chip cookies with green M&Ms. Senior Braeyden McMasterson said he took his girlfriend, Ashtyn Anderson, to celebrate their seven-weekiversary, when another student started to … Continue reading St. Patrick’s Day bar fight breaks out in Wilkinson Center
Worthen tells all: ’80s Boy Band “Kevin-ondi-Ahman” Photos LEAKED
In just a matter of hours, the internet may have been changed forever. Early Thursday morning, an anonymous Reddit user leaked a series of photos from the ’80s depicting a group of young unidentified musicians. After a thorough investigation, one of the young men in these photos has been confirmed to be Brigham Young University’s own Kevin J. Worthen. Rumors about the origins of these … Continue reading Worthen tells all: ’80s Boy Band “Kevin-ondi-Ahman” Photos LEAKED