Bishop claims chili cook-off vote was rigged
The Cedar Hills 17th Ward is back at it with more controversy. For Halloween, they held a chili cook-off. In accordance with safety precautions, members lined up in the church parking lot with their pots and gave ward members bowls as they drove through. Those who participated were given the opportunity to vote as they left the parking lot or vote on the ward’s Facebook … Continue reading Bishop claims chili cook-off vote was rigged
Ghosts of Thanksgiving Past, Present and Future Haunt BYU Student Who Put Up Christmas Decorations Too Early
Local BYU student and Christmas enthusiast Maddie Baker had just finished stringing lights around the apartment and putting on her onesie Santa pajamas when the door began to rattle. Allegedly the ghost of Sarah Smith, a former roommate who transferred to UVU, trudged in weighed down by hundreds of cheap ornaments and neatly wrapped presents. “Maddie, my old friend. I’ve come to warn you!” shouted … Continue reading Ghosts of Thanksgiving Past, Present and Future Haunt BYU Student Who Put Up Christmas Decorations Too Early
BYU Golf Team, Devastated by Governor Herbert Cancelling Their Season, Crowd into Rockwell to “Drown Sorrows in Ice Cream”
Following Governor Herbert’s State of Emergency announcement, the BYU golf team was forced to suspend practices, and cancel all future meets. Bret Emerson, a member of the team, said the announcement caught him and his teammates off guard. “Just a few weeks ago, we’re all having a great time at a Halloween party, and suddenly there’s a state of emergency?” Emerson said he’s “not one … Continue reading BYU Golf Team, Devastated by Governor Herbert Cancelling Their Season, Crowd into Rockwell to “Drown Sorrows in Ice Cream”
Salt Lake City Police Confused About Influx Of Cougar Sightings
The Salt Lake City Police Department reported a major influx of calls in relation to cougar sightings on November 11th. The Park City police also reported similar numbers. “All of the calls wanted us to check the hottest bars, parties, and botox clinics. Our officers really aren’t sure what to do when we get there,” said Animal Control Officer Chuck Haws. After thorough investigation, it … Continue reading Salt Lake City Police Confused About Influx Of Cougar Sightings
Spirit of Alex Trebek Spotted Waiting for Ken Jennings in Seattle Temple Baptistry
Brother Lee was mopping the floor of the Seattle Temple baptistry when he saw a glowing silhouette stir near the font. The spirit of beloved Jeopardy host Alex Trebek was allegedly waiting in the temple, eager for a certain Church member to come do his ordinance work. “I was just fulfilling my weekly temple duties when Trebek appeared out of nowhere.” Says Lee, “He looked … Continue reading Spirit of Alex Trebek Spotted Waiting for Ken Jennings in Seattle Temple Baptistry