Gov. Herbert Declares Early Halloween in Effort to Encourage Mask Wearing
Utah Governor Gary Herbert has declared that Utah will be in a state of permanent Halloween between now (19th) and when conventional Halloween begins on the 31st. This comes in the wake of a series of changes made to the state’s Coronavirus response program. “We know that essential oils moms love Halloween and have no problem with everyone wearing uncomfortable costumes and masks for that, … Continue reading Gov. Herbert Declares Early Halloween in Effort to Encourage Mask Wearing
BYU Animation Students Create LDS Version of Minecraft: Prepare for Godhood by Creating Your Own Planet
A team of students from BYU’s Center for Animation recently made history with a new LDS video game titled “Koloboration”. The game offers world-building controls akin to the popular adventure game, Minecraft. But under the scope of eternal salvation, of course. This makes Koloboration the first established video game intended for LDS gamers. Since the release one month ago, it has received critical acclaim from … Continue reading BYU Animation Students Create LDS Version of Minecraft: Prepare for Godhood by Creating Your Own Planet
City of Provo “Not Hot”, Says Paris Hilton
After leading a protest last week in Provo last week, celebrity and heiress Paris Hilton had some choice words to offer the city of Provo. As a teenager, Hilton spent time in Provo at the Provo Canyon School, where she was severely mistreated. She now returns to lead a protest to shutdown the school and their various malpractices. Hilton also noted that the City of … Continue reading City of Provo “Not Hot”, Says Paris Hilton
Cosmo the Cougar Called Upon to Disavow Acts of Cougar Caught on Tape
BYU critics and fans alike are calling for Cosmo the Cougar to disavow the “heinous and criminal” actions of another cougar over the weekend. Video footage was leaked wherein a mountain lion, better known as a “cougar” stalked and harassed a man for several minutes. BYU has been able to confirm that the animal depicted is not in fact beloved mascot Cosmo the cougar, but … Continue reading Cosmo the Cougar Called Upon to Disavow Acts of Cougar Caught on Tape
President Nelson Reconsiders Age of Accountability After Great-Grandson, Age 9, Swallows Magnets For Fun
Fresh off the 190th Annual General Conference, an anonymous source from Church Headquarters reports the First Presidency is reevaluating the official age of accountability. The alleged discussion comes directly after President Nelson acknowledged his great-grandson’s knack of swallowing magnets, which almost landed him in the hospital last weekend. For years, doctors have warned parents that when ingested, magnets can clasp together and cause severe internal … Continue reading President Nelson Reconsiders Age of Accountability After Great-Grandson, Age 9, Swallows Magnets For Fun