BYU Announces Lamest Devotional/Forum Line-Up Ever In Anticipation of Cancellation
University Communications released a statement in regards to the line-up of Fall Semester Devotionals and Forums early this morning. The statement says that the Committee in charge of devotionals “did not try very hard” when selecting the speakers. “We didn’t even bother contacting any general authorities, so you’ll just have to learn from a random religion professor”, said a committee member. The statement also notes … Continue reading BYU Announces Lamest Devotional/Forum Line-Up Ever In Anticipation of Cancellation
Provo Young Single Adult Wards Begin Extending COVID-19 Related Callings
With wards in Provo meeting in person again, the members of the YSA 183 ward’s “callings committee” have seen an opportunity to create several new positions in the ward. “I’ve invented a lot of new callings in my time,” said Holly Barnett, co-chair of the callings committee and creator of the “ward events coordinator” position, “but we really struck gold with the pandemic.” This new … Continue reading Provo Young Single Adult Wards Begin Extending COVID-19 Related Callings
BYU Freshman Arrested for Printing Counterfeit Quarters
The BYU Financial Aid Office recently asked for students and Provo residents to bring in their coins during the nationwide coin shortage. In return, those bringing coins would be given matching currency, rounding up to the nearest dollar. Parker Jennings, a BYU freshman, jumped on this opportunity to utilize his coin press he had recently purchased from Amazon, and began printing his own counterfeit coins. … Continue reading BYU Freshman Arrested for Printing Counterfeit Quarters
Utah Ex-Mormons to Celebrate Pioneer Day by Trekking Back to Missouri
In commemoration of the 175th anniversary of the arrival of Mormon pioneers to Utah, the local ex-Mormon community is staging a trek back to Missouri. Noah Nombre, third great-grandson of Brigham Young, is leading the charge. “We don’t blame Missouri for wanting them to leave,” Nombre explained. “Utah is not the place,” said Nombre, who maintains that his group is not a religious faction. … Continue reading Utah Ex-Mormons to Celebrate Pioneer Day by Trekking Back to Missouri
5 Ways to Tell If Your Current Relationship is Real, or Just a Response to Soul Crushing Loneliness
Have you started a relationship with someone since April? If you’re anything like us, you’re probably wondering if it’s based on real mutual affinity, or is just a psychological crutch to deal with current events. After consulting some of the world’s most eminent psychologists, we’ve made a simple list of five methods to help you decide! Do you find that after meeting with this person, … Continue reading 5 Ways to Tell If Your Current Relationship is Real, or Just a Response to Soul Crushing Loneliness
