BYU Student Sues Learning Suite For Valentine’s Day Theme Offensive to Singles
What some are calling the case of the decade, a BYU student is suing Learning Suite for discrimination towards his lack of a relationship. Learning Suite, the university’s online student system, published a Valentine’s Day theme on their website for the special holiday. Jeremy Richardson a senior at BYU hit his breaking point. “I don’t understand why they are discriminating against all those that aren’t … Continue reading BYU Student Sues Learning Suite For Valentine’s Day Theme Offensive to Singles
Local Bro Successfully Avoids Saying ‘I Love You’ to Girlfriend Again on Couple’s 3rd Valentine’s Day Together
Provo resident Noah Legiance is reportedly having a fantastic Valentine’s Day with longtime girlfriend Peggy Gardner. Sources close to Noah confirm that he has already dodged several opportunities to finally say “I love you” and has no plans to be romantic at all throughout the holiday. “Yeah, sure, I like the flowers and stuff from Peggy.” Noah said, doing bicept curls while speaking to our … Continue reading Local Bro Successfully Avoids Saying ‘I Love You’ to Girlfriend Again on Couple’s 3rd Valentine’s Day Together
President Worthen spotted at Heart & Seoul, Crushes “Africa” by Toto.
Early Thursday morning around 1:30 AM BYU President Kevin J Worthen was seen in the nearly empty karaoke club, Heart & Seoul on Center Street. According to witnesses, President Worthen entered the establishment at approximately 10:00 PM on Wednesday night and stayed until the club closed at 2:00 AM. While there President Worthen reportedly sang “Wanted Dead or Alive” by Bon Jovi followed by “Girls … Continue reading President Worthen spotted at Heart & Seoul, Crushes “Africa” by Toto.
President Trump to declare war on Utah Construction with Bipartisan Support
The state of Utah is on the verge of war following a recent visit by President Donald Trump. During his visit, President Trump expressed his frustration with the never-ending cycle of construction in Utah. On Twitter, he wrote: “It’s ridiculous, it’s obnoxious, it’s nasty, and it’s an outrage. Utah construction causes the worst traffic in the history of traffic. I will bring the full might … Continue reading President Trump to declare war on Utah Construction with Bipartisan Support