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Life in Babylon: Out-of-State Survivors Tell All

BYU attracts students from all over, even from outside of the Beehive State. These students arrive with exotic stories and misguided beliefs from beyond the mountains. As Brigham Young University seeks to educate these disadvantaged refugees from Babylon, The Alternate Universe decided to record some of their horror stories about life outside the safety of Zion, as an ongoing effort to reinstate the Perpetual Emigration … Continue reading Life in Babylon: Out-of-State Survivors Tell All

Apple Announces BYU Edition of AirPods Pro

In a surprise by-invitation-only keynote at the Varsity Theater, Apple CEO Tim Cook announced Friday that the tech giant has partnered with BYU to release several exciting new products. The headliner is a BYU edition of AirPods Pro, a product that will supposedly be unlike any other. “We’re thrilled to be partnering with the Lord’s University to bring their students an amazing product,” Cook said. … Continue reading Apple Announces BYU Edition of AirPods Pro

BYU PD Mistakes Trunk-or-Treat for Drug Swap, Arrests 85

On Thursday evening at around 8:12 PM, the BYU Police Department raided the Orem 24th Ward Trunk-or-Treat, making 85 arrests. The police acted on an anonymous tip making them aware of an enormous drug deal taking place in an LDS church parking lot. “We got a call at 7:50 PM on Thursday, alerting us of an immense drug deal taking place between 50 to 60 … Continue reading BYU PD Mistakes Trunk-or-Treat for Drug Swap, Arrests 85

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Wearing Your Costume on Campus? BYU Announces New Halloween Parade and Other Festive Traditions Usually Reserved for 5-Year-Olds

It’s Halloween on campus, and that means that everyone will be wearing a costume while completing their regular activities, like learning about finance and preparing for the adult world. To help support this beloved tradition, BYU administration announced that students will have the opportunity to participate in a Halloween parade. Participants will line up by class and visit the other classes to show off their … Continue reading Wearing Your Costume on Campus? BYU Announces New Halloween Parade and Other Festive Traditions Usually Reserved for 5-Year-Olds