BYU to Make Changes to Honor Code in Response to Student-lead Protests

After hard-working students spent hours organizing events and standing out in unfriendly weather, the BYU administration has finally agreed to makes changes to the Honor Code. “Ok, ok, we’ll do it,” said Dan Johnson, head of the Honor Code Office, at a press conference following the demonstration “I guess we’ll make some changes. We would like to announce that when writing, you will no longer … Continue reading BYU to Make Changes to Honor Code in Response to Student-lead Protests

BYU Hires UVU’s Pope After 99.9th Percentile March Madness Bracket

After a brief but rather unorthodox search process, former UVU Men’s Basketball Coach Mark Pope has been hired to be the new Men’s Basketball coach at cross-town rival BYU. “We look forward to seeing what Coach Pope can do to bring our program back into the limelight,” says BYU Athletic Director Tom Holmoe “after all, he did have a 99.9% percentile March Madness Bracket, so … Continue reading BYU Hires UVU’s Pope After 99.9th Percentile March Madness Bracket

Heartbroken Conference Rumor Believers Abandon Tent City Outside Orem Starbucks

Following another inspirational weekend of General Conference, disappointed rumor believers are now packing up the small tent city they set up out front of a rundown Orem Starbucks. “We’re honestly still shook that nothing changed.” related coffee-hungry Craig Zimmerman, tossing a sleeping bag into the back of the family mini van as rain poured down, “My friend’s credible sources must be having serious trust issues … Continue reading Heartbroken Conference Rumor Believers Abandon Tent City Outside Orem Starbucks

BREAKING: BYU Announces Changes That Will Help Students Relive the 1950s to Match Standards Set By the Honor Code Office.

Major changes to the campus at Brigham Young University were announced by President Kevin J. Worthen at a press conference this afternoon, following the Saturday morning session of General Conference. “The goal of these changes is to remind students of what we at BYU believe were the Golden Years: the 1950’s. The Honor Code Office is already doing a wonderful job of keeping students’ behavior … Continue reading BREAKING: BYU Announces Changes That Will Help Students Relive the 1950s to Match Standards Set By the Honor Code Office.