Student Spends Reading Day Catching Up on Cousins’ Mission Emails
Reading Day is a day set aside for reading. Most people are smart about it and choose to study for finals, but this term, Krystinn Smith has only two finals. She realized that four of her cousins are returning from missions in a few weeks, but she still hasn’t read a single email. “They are literally so redundant. There are pacing issues, and there’s little … Continue reading Student Spends Reading Day Catching Up on Cousins’ Mission Emails
Hottest Statues on BYU Campus
If you’ve ever suppressed sexual thoughts when walking by any of these fine figures, rest assured you’re not alone. Po the Panda Once under fire for promoting unrealistic beauty standards, this white-hot likeness of the Dragon Warrior himself has become something of a sex symbol on campus. Barefoot Cosmo You can either admit that you’re attracted to him or you can keep lying … Continue reading Hottest Statues on BYU Campus
BYU Student with Too Much Self-Tanner Reports ‘Experiencing Racism’
A Brigham Young University (BYU) student has ignited a fiery debate on campus after boldly speaking out against racism following a self-tanning mishap. Unyielding in their conviction, Brighmah Kimball refuses to be silenced despite the unconventional circumstances surrounding her ordeal. The incident unfolded when Brighmah, driven by a desire for a radiant summer tan, decided to experiment with copious amounts of self-tanner. Little did she … Continue reading BYU Student with Too Much Self-Tanner Reports ‘Experiencing Racism’
FHE Dads Celebrating This Father’s Day
Happy Father’s Day! We all have men in our lives we celebrate today—our own fathers, grandfathers, and uncles, as well as bishops, mission presidents, our brothers and brothers-in-law, mission companions, and of course, Mutual hookups. But one oft-forgotten group deserves special remembrance today: YSA FHE Dads. These loyal young men establish and maintain their FHE families on principles of faith, prayer, repentance, forgiveness, respect, love, … Continue reading FHE Dads Celebrating This Father’s Day
Michael Bay Directs New Mormon Message Starring Mark Wahlberg
In order to reach a new demographic, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints hired Michel Bay to direct a new Mormon Message. They’re not actually called Mormon Messages anymore, but did you actually know that? The inspirational video is set to star Mark Wahlberg, a Catholic, saving a Mormon, played by Kirby Heyborne, from a burning building during a robot invasion while an … Continue reading Michael Bay Directs New Mormon Message Starring Mark Wahlberg
