What Your Favorite Primary Song Says About You
We didn’t all go to primary as kids, but we’ve all heard the songs. Maybe they’re the only songs that one girl in your ward can play on the piano. Maybe your strange roommate blasts music from the Children’s Songbook and Tabernacle Choir at Temple Square at three in the morning. Maybe you went to primary as a kid, or taught primary while attending a … Continue reading What Your Favorite Primary Song Says About You
Kevin J. Worthen announces presidential campaign
Former BYU President Kevin J. Worthen is seeking a new form of presidency – that of the United States of America. Before his release on May 1, 2023, Worthen served as the President of BYU for nine years. Though the public was officially made aware of his release on March 21, an undisclosed source close to Worthen reveals “he’s been planning this for a while, … Continue reading Kevin J. Worthen announces presidential campaign
Construction Workers at BYU Accidentally Uncover Holy Grail, Sealed Portion and More
The ongoing construction on BYU campus has resulted in some breathtaking archaeological finds. Today, C. Shane Reese, the new president of the university, confirmed that the famed Sealed Portion of the Book of Mormon was retrieved from what used to be the north face of the library. “This is a fantastic find,” says Reese, “and I know that the First Presidency is ecstatic. President Oaks … Continue reading Construction Workers at BYU Accidentally Uncover Holy Grail, Sealed Portion and More
Hogwarts-Pathway: The Newest At-Home Option for all Prospective Witches and Wizards
Everyone, go get a frying pan, some oil, a pinch of garlic, and all other necessary seasonings because we are going to have some real, lean, FDA-approved, 100% grass-fed BEEF over here! Hogwarts just announced that they are now offering an online option for all prospective wizards and witches. Although this might be an awesome and convenient alternative for many nerds who never could get … Continue reading Hogwarts-Pathway: The Newest At-Home Option for all Prospective Witches and Wizards
BYU Introduces New AAVE Dialect Course for Upcoming Term
What is AAVE? For most Provo residents, it may be difficult to answer. Is that a campus building or a new streaming service? No. It’s BYU’s latest language course. For the last few months, the BYU Department of Linguistics and Office of Belonging have worked tirelessly in tandem to create AAVE 101. Still not sure what it is? That’s what the course is for, stupid—maybe … Continue reading BYU Introduces New AAVE Dialect Course for Upcoming Term
