Last-Minute Modest Halloween Costumes

Our recommendations for achieving the perfect mix between spooky and not-too-sexy for singles and couples this Halloween. These costumes are sure to make you the life of the party!   Construction worker and the Salt Lake City Temple — This is one foolproof way to show that you’re in a long-term committed relationship   2. Julia Reagan — Have a red dress, pearls, and a … Continue reading Last-Minute Modest Halloween Costumes

Things That Are Definitely Happening At The Rave-yard Tonight

For Halloween this year, the BYU Student Connection and Leadership Center are putting on a spooky bash in the JFSB quad. Here’s what you can surely expect.   The event will begin with prayer. The offerer will ask forgiveness for celebrating the Devil’s holiday.   The punch will be spiked with creamery milk.  Everyone will also gain 20 pounds overnight because the water will immediately … Continue reading Things That Are Definitely Happening At The Rave-yard Tonight

BYU Cinnamon Stick Dealer Sentenced to Life in Prison

After a security officer in the Harold B. Lee Library reported seeing a student enter the library with an object in his mouth that appeared to be a blunt, BYU police made contact with the suspect and questioned him. The perceived blunt turned out to be just a cinnamon stick, but BYU police felt that it was in the student body’s best interest to detain … Continue reading BYU Cinnamon Stick Dealer Sentenced to Life in Prison

Robert Irwin Taking Missionary Lessons after Referral from Mormon Wives on DWTS

Robert Irwin has recently started meeting with the missionaries of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints after interacting with many members of the church during his run on Dancing with the Stars. Stars Whitney Leavitt and Jen Affleck, from the show Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, began sharing the gospel with Irwin since the show began.   “We could just see that he … Continue reading Robert Irwin Taking Missionary Lessons after Referral from Mormon Wives on DWTS

Participants in Provo “Performative Male” Contest Flagged by Honor Code Office for Promiscuity

Several contestants in Brigham Young University’s first annual “Performative Male” competition have been referred to the Honor Code Office after fellow students felt uncomfortable with their being “so horny.” The event, hosted in Kiwanis Park, was organized by the BYU Men’s Studies Club. Performative males are known for performing for the female gaze, engaging in such activities as drinking traditionally female drinks like matcha, and … Continue reading Participants in Provo “Performative Male” Contest Flagged by Honor Code Office for Promiscuity