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Campus, Featured, Life, News, Provo

In Stunning Display of Creativity, Every Band Featured in Battle of the Bands Sort of Sounds Like Imagine Dragons

Provo, Utah, noted for being birthplace to the famous bands Imagine Dragons and Neon Trees, leaves many up-and-coming bands dreaming of what may be following BYUSA’s Battle of the Bands. That legacy has greatly shaped the Provo music scene as we at the Alternate Universe look ahead to tonight’s Battle of the Bands. In a three-hour performance, concertgoers will be able to hear a wide … Continue reading In Stunning Display of Creativity, Every Band Featured in Battle of the Bands Sort of Sounds Like Imagine Dragons

Chuck Bartowski
Featured, News, Uncategorized

Chappell Roan Beheads Young Fan While Visiting Provo

This week, Chappell Roan violently decapitated an 11 year old fan who looked at her in the Provo Marriott and Conference Center.    Onlookers were shocked as they witnessed the scene. Staff member Kayleigh Ross recounted:    “I’ve never seen someone move with such swiftness and accuracy. One moment the kid was walking past, the next she was on the ground–-or I guess only her … Continue reading Chappell Roan Beheads Young Fan While Visiting Provo

Marceline Abadeer
Campus, Life, News

BREAKING: BYU to Build New Creamery Where Old Creamery Was

Sources report that BYU has decided to maximize the new space on campus by building a new Creamery on the site of the old Creamery. While many different ideas were rumored, it is now confirmed that the lot of land that used to house the old Creamery on Ninth will now be built into a new Creamery on Ninth. According to sources, the idea was … Continue reading BREAKING: BYU to Build New Creamery Where Old Creamery Was

Chuck Bartowski
News, Sports

BYU Sues Big 12 For Trademark Infringement Of The 12 Apostles

As all eyes turn to the Big 12 basketball tournament that began today, the real March madness is taking place in a lawsuit filed by BYU against the Big 12. After 3 years of Big 12 membership, BYU officials have noted that the number used in the conference’s title is eerily similar to that of the quorum of the twelve apostles. Since the lawsuit was … Continue reading BYU Sues Big 12 For Trademark Infringement Of The 12 Apostles

Frank Heffley
Life, News

Man with “Peacemakers Wanted” Bumper Sticker Nearly Kills Family of 7 in Road Rage Incident

PLEASANT GROVE — Local family of 7 narrowly escape death after frightening encounter with an angry driver sporting multiple gospel decals. Around 7:30am this morning an apparent road rage incident occurred concerning a single driver and a family of 7 in a minivan. Witnesses report hearing the screeching of wheels and honking loudly as the solitary driver cut off the minivan nearly clipping it and … Continue reading Man with “Peacemakers Wanted” Bumper Sticker Nearly Kills Family of 7 in Road Rage Incident

Chuck Bartowski