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Man with “Peacemakers Wanted” Bumper Sticker Nearly Kills Family of 7 in Road Rage Incident

PLEASANT GROVE — Local family of 7 narrowly escape death after frightening encounter with an angry driver sporting multiple gospel decals. Around 7:30am this morning an apparent road rage incident occurred concerning a single driver and a family of 7 in a minivan. Witnesses report hearing the screeching of wheels and honking loudly as the solitary driver cut off the minivan nearly clipping it and … Continue reading Man with “Peacemakers Wanted” Bumper Sticker Nearly Kills Family of 7 in Road Rage Incident

Chuck Bartowski
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12 New Sacred Hymns Added to the Hymn Book

Twelve new hymns were added to the hymn book this week. This is part of the church’s initiative to release a full new hymn book by mid-2027. Leaders are confident that these new songs will inspire the spirit in upcoming sacrament meetings. Here are the new songs: 1. Believer – Imagine Dragons 2. Religion – Lana Del Rey 3. Sign of the Times – Harry … Continue reading 12 New Sacred Hymns Added to the Hymn Book

Swedish Chef
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BYU Student Under Investigation By Honor Code Office For “Mancrush” On AJ Dybantsa

In light of recent drama within BYU athletics, it should come as no surprise that another scandal has been brewing in secret right here in Provo. Clay Baker, a finance student from springville Utah, is currently under investigation by the Honor Code Office after admitting to having a “mancrush” on BYU basketball star AJ Dybantsa. “The purity of our students is our utmost priority” says … Continue reading BYU Student Under Investigation By Honor Code Office For “Mancrush” On AJ Dybantsa

Frank Heffley
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Vocal Point, BYUSA to Host Alternate Alternate Halftime Show for People Who Are Racist but Don’t Want to Watch Kid Rock

Local racists have been worried about having to choose between the official Super Bowl halftime show with Bad Bunny, who isn’t white, and Turning Point USA’s alternate show featuring Kid Rock, who writes music that isn’t good. Luckily, BYUSA partnered with Vocal Point to present a third option. “We encourage all students to observe the Sabbath by avoiding unholy music and instead getting hyped for … Continue reading Vocal Point, BYUSA to Host Alternate Alternate Halftime Show for People Who Are Racist but Don’t Want to Watch Kid Rock

Don Cheadle
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Oklahoma State Students Show Respect For BYU By Chanting “F*** the Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints!”

Athletes of Brigham Young University have long since become used to the “F*** the Mormons!” chants that have broken out during away events. But when the Oklahoma State student section broke into their chant, something was a little different this time. “I just feel so respected,” said BYU forward Scott Riggs. “It shows that they’ve really done their research so that they can hate us … Continue reading Oklahoma State Students Show Respect For BYU By Chanting “F*** the Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints!”

Montresor