Church Drops 144,000 Pairs of “Righteous Shoes”
Fans of the Church are raving over these new kicks. The “Righteous Shoes” are the most inexpensive Nike brand shoe yet–only $5, the standard price for used shoes at the Deseret Industries thrift store. Scared you won’t buy a pair in time? 144,00 is a figure of speech; there is no limit to the number of shoes that will be sold. There was some … Continue reading Church Drops 144,000 Pairs of “Righteous Shoes”
The Living Scriptures producing a Godfather spin-off called “The Goodfather”, Focused on Lehi and his family
The Living Scriptures revealed this week on their MySpace page that they have begun filming their spin-off of the critically acclaimed trilogy, “The Godfather”. Instead of a plot-driven by mafia activity and murder, “The Goodfather” will focus on Lehi’s family and their journey to the promised land- with just a little bit of murder. Al Pacino, who plays lead Michael Corleone in the original Godfather … Continue reading The Living Scriptures producing a Godfather spin-off called “The Goodfather”, Focused on Lehi and his family
Top 10 Celebrities Eligible for Proxy Baptism
In 1839, most members of the LDS church only had one question: how do the billions of people who never had the opportunity to be eternally sober and have a dozen kids get the chance to receive their own complementary planet? That all changed when Joseph Smith first introduced the revelation known as “baptisms for the dead” August 15, 1840. This fundamental doctrine is where … Continue reading Top 10 Celebrities Eligible for Proxy Baptism
BYU Allows In-Person Club Meetings Again, Masks Make “Mustache Brotherhood” Meetings More Awkward than Ever
At long last, BYU is allowing clubs to meet in person again. This announcement has been music to the ears of many student-led organizations, with Cosplay Club more excited than all clubs combined. However, due to COVID restrictions such as mask-wearing still being enforced, some clubs are realizing that now is still not their time. BYU Mustache Brotherhood is one such club. Started in 2017, … Continue reading BYU Allows In-Person Club Meetings Again, Masks Make “Mustache Brotherhood” Meetings More Awkward than Ever
BYU Tenants Union Demands $10 Rent Decrease, Landlords Counter With Weird Communal Barbeque
In an effort to counter rising housing costs in Provo, the BYU Tenants Union has made a push for lowering rent across all student housing by $10 per month. Housing costs have risen significantly in Provo over the past 5 years. This has also coincided with the disappearance of Fall-Winter contracts in favor of year-round obligations. “I’ve been living in Provo for about four years … Continue reading BYU Tenants Union Demands $10 Rent Decrease, Landlords Counter With Weird Communal Barbeque
