LDS Republicans Attend Pence’s “General Conference” in Arizona

Earlier this week, Vice President Mike Pence held a series of speeches in Arizona seeking to rally the support of the LDS community. These events were well attended by many Latter-Day Saints seeking words of counsel and comfort from their trusted religious leaders. “Hearing the words that Elder Pence…. I mean Vice President Pence spoke was such a witness to me that he really is … Continue reading LDS Republicans Attend Pence’s “General Conference” in Arizona

BYU’s Testing Center Repurposed as COVID Testing Center for Fall Semester

This upcoming semester the testing center will no longer be administering academic tests as it has done since 1982. The building will see radical changes as it converts to accommodate testing the entire student body for coronavirus three times a week for the duration of semester. Results will be given within three days of testing. Late fees will still be given to those that don’t … Continue reading BYU’s Testing Center Repurposed as COVID Testing Center for Fall Semester

BYU Requires Masks on Campus – What do you think?

BYU will require masks on campus this fall. What do you think? “I look forward to telling everyone my opinion on masks even if they didn’t bring it up.” Heather Doubtsworth – Facebook Pandemic Researcher  “People always say my eyes are my best feature, so I’m glad the rest of my face won’t get in the way this year.” Chaz Lifterson – Irish Republican Army … Continue reading BYU Requires Masks on Campus – What do you think?

Student Does Not Intend to Shave Beard for Fall Semester: ‘How Will They Know What’s Under My Facemask?’

Steven Meyers* has been growing out his beard while attending BYU summer classes online and has no intention of shaving it when he returns in the Fall. Meyers claims he’s been getting a lot more attention on Mutual, and that girls “totally dig” his new look. He also likes the look personally. “It’s not just about the ladies, although a fulfilling dating life doesn’t hurt, … Continue reading Student Does Not Intend to Shave Beard for Fall Semester: ‘How Will They Know What’s Under My Facemask?’

Young Man Organizes Dangerous Underground Dance Party Just to Ask Crush to Slow Dance

New reports coming in suggest that a controversial dance party held in Provo Friday night was simply one young man’s attempt to find love. The youth organizer (name of minor redacted) turned 14 in March and was really excited to start going to stake dances. Unfortunately, that has not been possible due to the pandemic. During this lockdown period he has also been in constant … Continue reading Young Man Organizes Dangerous Underground Dance Party Just to Ask Crush to Slow Dance