Utah Testing Apologizes for Miscalculation in ‘Positive’ COVID-19 Test Results
The Utah Department of Health has issued a statement detailing the incorrect number of positive COVID-19 cases reported, followed with an apology and explanation for the extreme error. The average case count per day from last week was reported as 447, a noticeable decrease from the previous weeks. Unfortunately, last week’s average case count was corrected in the Utah Department of Health’s report as an … Continue reading Utah Testing Apologizes for Miscalculation in ‘Positive’ COVID-19 Test Results
New Taylor Swift Album Allegedly Written, Photographed in LDS Sacred Grove
With the surprise release of Taylor Swift’s “Folklore”, many critics and theorists have speculated about the circumstances in which Swift wrote the songs. Most guessed that the hit record was a result of Swift’s quarantine due to COVID-19. However, as time has gone on, new details have come to light. A source close to Taylor Swift suggests that the entire album was written in the … Continue reading New Taylor Swift Album Allegedly Written, Photographed in LDS Sacred Grove
Highland Stake to Hold Church Ball Tournament in Giant Bubble
The Highland Utah stake announced plans today to hold their annual stake basketball tournament in a self-contained bubble. Their season was suspended in March when states began to issue stay-at-home orders. Stake athletic director Mark Kimball expressed his excitement over the news: “Church ball is one of the defining aspects of our culture. It’s part of what sets us apart from the world. I was … Continue reading Highland Stake to Hold Church Ball Tournament in Giant Bubble
Y Digital Upset They Were Not Invited to Congressional Antitrust Hearing With Tech Giants
Y Digital is an elite group of 32 students among the 33,000 plus on campus. They are an Avenger-esque team that solves digital marketing problems for real clients that hire their services. A Congressional Antitrust Hearing took place remotely on Wednesday morning. Amazon, Apple, Facebook, and Google appeared before congress to discuss issues related to how they are using data in their business practices to … Continue reading Y Digital Upset They Were Not Invited to Congressional Antitrust Hearing With Tech Giants
Salt Lake Temple Time Capsule Contains Revelation of Continued Catastrophe in 2020: War, Famine, and Low Rise Jeans Coming Back Into Fashion
A time capsule built into the Salt Lake City temple was recently recovered during construction on the building. Along with the best hits of Parley P. Pratt and Wilford Woodruff’s pocket change, church officials found a book of revelation detailing events in the year 2020. “I just wish we had found the book sooner, we could have been way better prepared,” said church spokesperson Devon … Continue reading Salt Lake Temple Time Capsule Contains Revelation of Continued Catastrophe in 2020: War, Famine, and Low Rise Jeans Coming Back Into Fashion
