Good News: Piranha-Related Deaths Reach 10-Year Low
It appears that widespread stay-at-home advisories have not only helped slow the spread of COVID-19, but they have also had some other unintended positive consequences. According to sources at the International Center for Piranha-Related Casualties, piranha-related deaths are reaching the lowest levels seen since 2010. “Typically we see increases in piranha attacks during the summer months when people are more likely to enter bodies of … Continue reading Good News: Piranha-Related Deaths Reach 10-Year Low
BYU Alumni “Utah Jazz 2nd Unit” Claim They Poisoned Michael Jordan’s Pizza
The Last Dance documentary aired its final episodes this past weekend on ESPN and New information was brought to light surrounding Michael Jordan’s “Flu Game.” It was never the flu though; it was food poisoning. Five former BYU students that donned themselves the “Utah Jazz 2nd Unit” were working at a Pizza Hut Internship in Park City during the summer of ’98. “We … Continue reading BYU Alumni “Utah Jazz 2nd Unit” Claim They Poisoned Michael Jordan’s Pizza
New Art Requirements For Chapels – What Do You Think?
A recently released letter from the First Presidency provides a specific selection of Christ-centered paintings for chapel foyers and entryways. What do you think? “I’m glad they included one painting with racially diverse subjects. Two would have been way too many.” MaKarlenzleigh White – Youngliving Scientist “This is bad news for my Judas portrait side hustle.” John Trayter – Men’s Chorus Waterboy “This is the … Continue reading New Art Requirements For Chapels – What Do You Think?
BYU Waiting for Cosmo to Emerge from Burrow, See Own Shadow Before Declaring Virtual Fall Semester
While many universities have already made the decision as to whether they will open up campus again Fall semester, BYU continues to keep students in limbo. In a recent letter to the student body, BYU administrators explained that they are unable to make the official determination that classes will continue online unless Cosmo crawls out of his burrow and recognizes his own shadow. Continue reading BYU Waiting for Cosmo to Emerge from Burrow, See Own Shadow Before Declaring Virtual Fall Semester
Elite Temple Sealers Awakened from Cryo Sleep to Staff Limited Temple Reopenings
Since Apostles of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints announced that 17 temples would be reopening for live sealings this month, General Authorities quickly issued the call to awaken two dozen sealers who had been frozen at the start of the pandemic. Sources confirm they represent an elite force of priesthood holders who can confidently perform sealings without fear of becoming infected. “When … Continue reading Elite Temple Sealers Awakened from Cryo Sleep to Staff Limited Temple Reopenings