President Worthen Mows Lawn for 4th Time This Week
With the virtual Spring term well underway and nothing to do but look out his window, sources confirm that President Kevin J. Worthen has become fixated on the state of his lawn. Neighbors have spotted him combing bushes with a hairbrush and report that he is at this very moment getting out the lawnmower to go over his front yard for the fourth time this … Continue reading President Worthen Mows Lawn for 4th Time This Week
Zoom Announces New Account Option ‘Zoom Singles,’ to Partner with Mutual as Date Hosting Platform
Earlier this week, Zoom announced the launch of their newest account option, “Zoom Singles.” Zoom, a video conferencing service widely used during social distancing efforts, plans to partner with Mutual to host dates organized on the dating app. “It’s a game-changing innovation in the dating world,” said a developer working on the upgrade. “Only issue was finding where to beta-test this option. We thought, ‘Who … Continue reading Zoom Announces New Account Option ‘Zoom Singles,’ to Partner with Mutual as Date Hosting Platform
Provo Landlords Concerned Online Classes Will Limit Rent Hikes
As BYU moves forward with online Spring term classes, Provo-area landlords are worried that moving classes online in the fall could present an issue to their business. While some apartment complexes have taken laudable steps to alleviate the stress their tenants are dealing with, others have taken a different approach. “With a decrease in students coming to Provo for classes, we anticipate the need to … Continue reading Provo Landlords Concerned Online Classes Will Limit Rent Hikes
BYU Announces New Custodial Internship and Y-Mountain Study Abroad Programs
In a move of unrivaled generosity, BYU has begun offering special internships for students who have had their internship offers rescinded. A statement from BYU reads: “We are extremely sorry for our students who lost internship offers. For many students, internships are the first step in their career journeys, and we do not want to deprive them of these opportunities. As of today, BYU is … Continue reading BYU Announces New Custodial Internship and Y-Mountain Study Abroad Programs
Medical Professionals Mysteriously Absent from Quarantine Protests
Across the United States, various levels of quarantine have been instituted in an effort to flatten the curve. Despite Utah being one of the only states without statewide COVID-19 restrictions in place, the Stay-at-Home order has still been too much for some Utah residents to bear; protests against quarantine have ranged from Salt Lake City to Saint George. However, medical professionals seem to be mysteriously … Continue reading Medical Professionals Mysteriously Absent from Quarantine Protests