Medical Professionals Mysteriously Absent from Quarantine Protests
Across the United States, various levels of quarantine have been instituted in an effort to flatten the curve. Despite Utah being one of the only states without statewide COVID-19 restrictions in place, the Stay-at-Home order has still been too much for some Utah residents to bear; protests against quarantine have ranged from Salt Lake City to Saint George. However, medical professionals seem to be mysteriously … Continue reading Medical Professionals Mysteriously Absent from Quarantine Protests
Single Provo-Area Men Saving Stimulus Money For Engagement Ring
As millions across the nation spend their stimulus money to afford rent, groceries, and other expenses while dealing with the economic impact of Covid-19, some Provo-area men have taken a different approach. “Saving the money for a ring is clearly the right choice here.” says BYU student Chaz Winfield. “Besides, $1,200 is more than two months of rent so it’ll make whoever I give it … Continue reading Single Provo-Area Men Saving Stimulus Money For Engagement Ring
BYU Grad Pleased to Announce He Has Accepted Fulltime Position in Parents’ Basement
Sources confirm that Benjamin Fuller, a recently graduated BYU engineering student, was ecstatic to finish his finals and set off into the real world. In an upbeat Facebook post this morning, Fuller announced his latest career plans to immediately accept a fulltime position in his parents’ basement. “I’ll have to uproot myself and move back across the country to my parents’ house in Idaho, but … Continue reading BYU Grad Pleased to Announce He Has Accepted Fulltime Position in Parents’ Basement
Utah Legislature Votes To Send Extra Coronavirus Tests to Celebrities in Need
After a unanimous vote at the state capitol in Salt Lake City early Thursday morning, the Utah legislature has voted to send all unneeded Coronavirus tests to celebrities in need. “Since Utah is doing so well with infection and death rates, we really don’t need all these tests”, said Mark Walters, the Utah County house representative. According to an official statement released by Governor Herbert’s … Continue reading Utah Legislature Votes To Send Extra Coronavirus Tests to Celebrities in Need
BYU Student Body Has Trouble Focusing on Finals as Roommates Starting to Look More and More Attractive
With finals rapidly coming to a close, many students have found difficulty focusing amidst the quarantine. And though the honor code forbids homosexual dating, it is undeniable that forced separation from the opposite sex enkindles certain thoughts. One male student says, “I haven’t talked to a girl in a month, and it’s been difficult the whole time. At first it was just the small things … Continue reading BYU Student Body Has Trouble Focusing on Finals as Roommates Starting to Look More and More Attractive
