Newlyweds Threaten to Post a Wedding Photo Every Hour Until Every Item on Their Registry is Purchased
“So grateful to have him for eternity (: I’m so lucky!” reads the beginning of Shelby Young’s lasted Instagram post, showing off wedding photos that were taken approximately 45 seconds ago. The loving caption continues in the same appreciative tone: “Now give us money and also things (: Link in bio (: Love you all (:” Newlyweds Shelby and Shadrach Young are the latest amongst … Continue reading Newlyweds Threaten to Post a Wedding Photo Every Hour Until Every Item on Their Registry is Purchased
Church Announces New Missionary Zoom-bombing Program
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints announced a new “zoombombing” program for new missionaries early Saturday morning. In response to the COVID-19 pandemic, the Church has released dozens of missionaries from service, and has suspended the calls of many more potential missionaries. This suspension of mission calls has no doubt disappointed hundreds of young people hoping to serve. “Zoombombing” is the process of … Continue reading Church Announces New Missionary Zoom-bombing Program
BYU Store Announces ‘Commemorative BYU Face Masks‘
Not one to miss out on the hottest fashion trends, BYU Bookstore has designed its very own limited-edition lineup of BYU-themed facemasks. Several “cougar-approved” designs are available immediately for order on their website for $59.99 each. “Student safety is our number one priority, as is making profits and giving parents a few simple presents they can feel great about buying for their children’s birthdays each … Continue reading BYU Store Announces ‘Commemorative BYU Face Masks‘
BYU Testing Center to File for Bankruptcy
The BYU Testing Center announced today that they will be filing bankruptcy due to the hard times that have befallen them in the past month. This announcement comes right before what would have been the busiest time for the institution. Their revenue has dropped significantly after not being able to charge any late fees to the student population forced to take their tests. Testing … Continue reading BYU Testing Center to File for Bankruptcy
Raintree Resident Unable to Steal Roommates’ Food Because Everyone’s Always Home
As social distancing continues on, it is worth taking notice of how things have been changing for average people over the last five weeks. Wednesday evening, the Alternate Universe received a report from Raintree Commons resident Brian Metzger regarding how “Stay at Home” policies have impacted his day to day life. “It used to be easy, you know? I’d grab something on the way out … Continue reading Raintree Resident Unable to Steal Roommates’ Food Because Everyone’s Always Home
